Once Upon A Time… I Had A Large Intestine: Part 3

GiGi Eating Spinach off the floor

CLICK LINKS… For Parts ONE & TWO  As mentioned in part two… When I eat even just a little too much of anything fiber-laden or tainted with grain/gluten/sugar/nuts/dairy, I blow up like a Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloon and experience pain that I am sure matches that of getting kicked in the balls. This completely SUCKS because… I love vegetables. No that’s an understatement… I EFFING LOVE VEGETABLES MORE THAN Taylor Swift loves singing about FAILED ROMANCES… I would rather eat roasted [Read On!]

Water You Drinking?

GiGi chokes on water

You’d think one of the worst experiences when drinking water is to chug a few gulps… Only to notice… Some teeny, tiny, fluffy bunnies… Or excuse me, food particles (perhaps some left over cinnamon bun from four days ago… Or remnants of the Honey Nut Cheerios you gobbled up this morning…) floating around in it. Wait, was that even your water? I know when this happens to me, I don’t need to grab a spoon in order to make myself [Read On!]

Yum… Oh Wait No, That’s Yucky!

Yum Yucky and GiGi Eats Celebrities Collaborate!

Bah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh excuse me, I’m just laughing my ass off over here. Hey now, laughing is healthy and should really be on your new year resolution list!  The reason why I am cackling my way to a heart attack (I currently look like a Hyena having a seizure, in case you were wondering) is because Josie from YumYucky and I JOINED FORCES to [Read On!]

Kelly Ripa Bubbles Like Carbonated Water

GiGi Dubois with exploding water

Some of you may get your bubbles from a jacuzzi… And some of you might get them from watching Kelly Ripa on Live with Kelly and Michael every morning. While I too get my bubbles from both of those places… Carbonated water, sparkling water, mineral water, or whatever the heck you want to call it… Is my main source of BUBBLES! Carbonated water has an interesting reputation though, sort of like Rihanna – Is it good, is it bad? Should [Read On!]

The Waterboy Hates Me

Toucan Sam

The Waterboy would be ABSOLUTELY PISSED if he reads what I am about to say… In fact, he would probably tackle me like a hungry lion would a gazelle. I like to live my life dangerously though so here goes…. Water sucks. It really, really sucks. Yep. I said it. Okay, so let me make myself clear (as water? lol): water is utterly scrumptious when your mouth is dryer than the Sahara desert, but it’s not so appetizing when you’re [Read On!]