WTF Are They Made Of, Healthy Doughnuts

Dunkin' Donuts GiGi

I GOT A NEW JOB! BUT THEN I GOT FIRED… I was hired to be the newest baker at one of the Dunkin Donuts franchises right smack in the middle of Los Angeles…. My parents are just so proud. I witnessed plenty of “healthy” celebrities throw their diets in the paper shredder! He has an addictive personality…. However, I too just kept eating the merchandise… So the job, lasted… Two days. If you just believed the above… Then you clearly [Read On!]

Gluten-Free: Not You Too Santa!

GiGi Dubois Elf

While this time of year might be all JOLLY OLLY OLLY… I do however, have some rather unfortunate news to disclose. And yes, it’s worse than finding out “stick her nose up your booty” Aunty Marie is crashing the festivities this season. GAG ME WITH A SPOON! Not Auntie Marie! In a few years time… Santa Claus may not actually be coming to town. WHAT!? Let me explain. You see, Santa is suffering from multiple ailments including diabetes, congestive heart [Read On!]

Check Out My Meat… Loaf That Is!


This week’s special on the holiday edition of the Dude Food Cafe menu is… Mini Turkey Meatloaf Muffins with Ketchup “Frosting”! Dudes around the world drool when they hear “mama’s meatloaf,” which is why Whitney and I want to warm stomachs with a cleaned up version of yo Mama’s specialty! These mini muffins are the perfect appetizer at a holiday party, great for an “on the go” snack (yep, I don’t know about you but I like to whip meat [Read On!]