Award Season may be LONG GONE but… NOT FOR ME (and maybe YOU TOO)! Kacie of Savvy, Sassy Me and Danielle of It’s A Harleyy Life nominated my scrumptious blog for AWARDS! Since they nominated me for two DIFFERENT awards, I went ahead and created an entirely NEW AWARD: The “I’m FRIGGIN’ AMAZING Award” or the “FRAMAZING” award for short! Typically when you’re nominated, you have to write out a few facts about yourself… but I decided to make a [Read On!]
Are YOU guilty of making this ice cream order? “I would love three scoops of chocolate chip cookie dough, topped off with some rainbow sprinkles (yep, I totally did that), peanut butter cups… and oh, oh some whipped cream too!” You might as well have asked… “I would love three scoops of cardiovascular disease, topped off with some diabetes, tooth decay and… oh, oh some liver failure too!” Mmmm liver failure! If that’s not enough to make you drop the drumstick… [Read On!]
You might think the action stops every night at the grocery store the second 11 p.m. rolls around… But that’s actually when the BASH gets started! (Think Toy Story except ditch Woody and Buzz Light Year and pictures Blueberries, Oranges and Spinach with personalities!) While Onions, Eggplant and Tomatoes direct Jicama, Bananas, Kale, Swiss Chard (Wee! Love colors!) and all the other vegetables and fruits to their designated seats, there is one vegetable missing in action… The reason? Because they’re prepping [Read On!]
Sorry to disappoint but I couldn’t find Chelsea’s first stand-up comedy show on YouTube, but I can imagine it looks a little like the video I posted below – AKA: a train crashing into a beached whale in the middle of Siberia. (How did a whale get to Siberia? Exactly.) Anyways… What do Dane Cook, Kevin Hart and I have in common? Well not a whole hell of a lot… Except, we have all stood on stage in front [Read On!]
Very Special Video Below! (Rated PG-13) Will you accept this rose! NO I WILL NOT. Okay, maybe I will… BUT I won’t if it’s coming from Sean Lowe! Alright, raise your hand if you watch or have at least seen five minutes of The Bachelor?! Love it (yeah, I kind of do…) or hate it, this show is ridiculous, especially when it comes to the people casted. This season there was a “professional organizer”… And in previous seasons some contestants [Read On!]
This might come as a huge shock to you but Angelina Jolie and Kale are related… How exactly? Well… It all started when the earth condensed from a cloud of gas and rock in the solar system…. Or maybe you like to believe that the world was created in seven days by God…? Okay, to make a LONGGGGGGG story short (and less controversial), why don’t you just watch the latest GiGi Eats video! Anyone [Read On!]
Are your eyes going cross-eyed as you try to focus on your computer screen, the stop light ahead of you or your kids playing in the jungle gym…? (Whoops, did little Harry just fall SPLAT on the ground?) Are you getting irritated by even the slightest of noises? (That coworker or dog better STOP breathing!) Is that black dot on the ceiling transforming into a scrumptious chocolate chip? (Wow, now you’re in Willy Wanka’s Chocolate Factory!) You don’t need WebMD [Read On!]
Tony, you better S.T.F.U. before I come over there and shut you up myself. Your processed flakes are complete and utter garbage with no fiber, 11 grams of sugar and next to no nutritional value. (Shred paper, put it in a bowl, sprinkle sugar on top and eat. That’s essentially what you’re doing when you gobble up Frosted Flakes.) It’s unfortunate that many celebrities started their careers promoting processed garbage like cereal (i.e. starring in food commercials)… What’s even more [Read On!]
Remember when Uma Thurman reportedly lost weight for the movie Kill Bill by only stuffing globs of ice cream in her mouth morning, noon, and night? Yeah, what a nincompoop. Now if Uma noshed all day long on Wink Frozen Desserts, I would be giving her a high-five for her efforts because Wink Frozen Desserts are the polar opposite of Ben and Jerry’s, Haagen-Dazs and all those other sugary pints of cream… What exactly is Wink Frozen Desserts? Check out [Read On!]
Have you ever been so hungry that… Your shoe, your car bumper… The designs on a rug… Made you drool? I’m about to bite your hand off if you don’t give me that treat right NOW! You’re definitely not alone if you too envision a fluffy cinnamon roll as you stare at your bed comforter when you’re “starving”. = Imagine napping on a pile of cinnamon rolls? The problem is, is that people do not plan ahead. By [Read On!]
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