Once upon a time, there was a TURKEY and a PILGRIM…
While rummaging through the woods minding her own business, the turkey stumbled upon the pilgrim sitting on a moss-crusted rock, moping.
“Gobble… Why so sad, gobble…?” The turkey asked the pilgrim rather concerned.
“I haven’t got a delicious appetizer to serve DADDY PILGRIM and the rest of our clan for Thanksgiving!” The pilgrim replied as she buried her face into her hands.
Panicked due to the fact that the turkey was now reminded that Thanksgiving, AKA: Turkey Armageddon, was on the horizon… The turkey started to step away slowly…
“Don’t worry little gobbler…” The Pilgrim said between sobs, “my family doesn’t like to eat turkey, as we believe it should have beaten out the Eagle as the nation’s bird.”
Alleviated from fear, the turkey told the pilgrim that she had an idea.
“Gobble… I know, gobble, what will help spur your recipe conception… Gobble…” The turkey timidly said.
“Oh do tell my friend, do tell,” the pilgrim said with glee and continued, “if I don’t come up with something, I will be stuck doing the dishes!”
“We turkeys… Gobble… Do a dance… Gobble… When we need to, gobble, think…” The turkey said as she thrusted her tail feathers into the air.
“I’m desperate, do show me!”
“Oh my goodness turkey, you’ve saved me… But no, really, you have saved my hands and arms from hours of dish scrubbing! Thank you! Thank you so very much!” The pilgrim rejoyced!
“While… gobble… This recipe may be tasty… Do me, gobble, a favor, gobble… Use moder… Gobble… Ation when eating these… Cause… Gobble… They’re not healthy… Gobble, at least you’re not eating, gobble, one of my relatives! Gobble! Now, bon… Gobble… Appetit!” The turkey said with a French accent.
“Wait, you’re French?”
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SO TELL ME…
- What is your favorite Thanksgiving recipe?
- What came first, Miley Cyrus Twerking or the Turkey Twerk?
- Where do you get your recipe inspiration?
- Do you eat Turkey, Ham, Poached Salmon or a Tofurkey on Thanksgiving?
- Do either of these appetizer recipes appeal to you?
- What holiday dish could you eat in it’s entirety and not give a rat’s booty about?
- What do you do with all your leftovers? Do you make a chili?
- Ladies: Who’s the tastier side dish: Paul Walker or Ryan Gosling?
- Gentlemen: Who’s the tastier dessert: Jessica Alba or Kiera Knightley?