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Getting My Burger On With Tom Bergeron

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As much as you may not want to admit it…

You’ve totally thought about what competition reality show you’d CRUSH like GODZILLA!

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You can’t say you’ve never filled out an on-line application… Only to delete it because you snapped out of your momentary lapse in insanity… To:

Gain a BIG BROTHER

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Prance around NAKED AND AFRAID

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Jump into a SHARK TANK

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Get CHOPPED

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Or even stick your fist in your mouth for THE BACHELOR.

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Oh, so you still don’t want to tell me which show you’d want to parade around on…

Well FINE… But I have ZERO SHAME when it comes to announcing which reality TV show I would want to be on.

And NOPPPEEE… This girl does NOT need The Bachelor anymore. I snagged me a Disney prince named Tony Hawk without the intervention of a TV show.  

I WOULD SWIM WITH JELLYFISH for the chance to show off my RUMBA skills on…

DANCING WITH THE STARS! 

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Unfortunately, there is no way of actually applying so as to TANGO with Derek Hough every Monday night…

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Because as you may or may not know, you have to fit certain criteria (being on one of the aforementioned reality shows, perhaps?).

BUT WAIT A HOT, HOT MINUTE… I was on The Bachelor for 10 milliseconds… Shouldn’t that qualify me?

BOOM – LOOPHOLE!!

In all seriousness, though, I really DO think my CHA-CHA would SIZZLE enough to be award 10’s ACROSS THE BOARD! Plus, I really want to dress up like a sparkly peacock.

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But since I have yet to make WALTZING on Dancing With The Stars a reality… 

I decided I would teach the host of the show, Tom Bergeron, how to do a dance often executed in my ballroom, AHEM, the kitchen, called “THE HAMBURGER”!

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While Tom has admitted that he has “two left feet” in the kitchen… We managed to whip up “THE HAMBURGER” without losing any appendages or breaking a sweat! 

Why take on “THE HAMBURGER” and, not say, “the fajita”?

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Well, that’s because Tom expressed his love for the OH SO ADDICTIVE In N Out Burger… Thus I wanted to show him how easy it is for him to make something similar, and cough, far healthier, in the kitchen.

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But just like the dances performed on Dancing With The Stars“THE HAMBURGER” (now dubbed the Bergeron) has a few twists and turns you may not have seen coming… So you’re going to want to click PLAY below to be “whisked” away! 

THE BURGERON…

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Get it?

  • 1/2 – 1 Pound Ground Free-Range Chicken*
  • 1/2 – 1 Pound Ground Grass-Fed Lamb*
  • 1/2 – 1 Pound Ground Grass-Fed Beef*
  • Salt & Pepper, to taste

*All meat from U.S. Wellness Meats

LET’S GET SAUCY! 

GET YOUR BURGER ON…

  • Combine all the meats along with salt and pepper in a big bowl. 
  • Form patties out of the meat, as few or as many as you would like. 
  • Pan fry the patties on a non-stick skillet for roughly 3 – 6 minutes per side, depending on how big your burgers are. 
  • While the burgers are cooking, whisk together the copy-cat In N Out Burger sauce recipe and set aside. 
  • When burgers are done… Eat however you’d like… With some onions, tomatoes, lettuce, cheese and a bun, the way Tom likes it, or with some tomato and wrapped in lettuce. 
  • Do NOT forget to slather a whole bunch of the sauce on top! 

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So Tell Me…

  • Which reality show would you want to be on, if you could?
  • Are you a fan of Dancing With The Stars?
  • Did you used to/Do you currently watch American’s Funniest Home Videos?
  • What’s your signature dance move?
  • Have you ever been to In N Out? If so, how do your taste buds like it?
  • Who thinks I should compete on Dancing With The Stars?