I rarely… If ever… Talk about fashion on this… Well, um, FOOD CENTRALIZED BLOG.
Hmmm… Wonder why?!
But for some reason… Yep! I’m going to be talking about it in this post… Because, hmmm, as we established last week… I’m on “drugs”.
Oh, wait, no. We clarified that I am actually 100% NOT on drugs… So hmm… What other excuses can I use?
Uhhhh… I got nothing.
Honestly though, how often can we as ADULTS use excuses (and get away with them)?
Not all that often.
And really… I never use excuses because I think they’re a form of lying and as I have said in the past, I’d never lie to you.
Yes, I actually tell people that on the weekend I would much rather sit at home and watch re-runs of How I Met Your Mother and go to bed at 8 pm then even THINK about going out anywhere.
So HERE’S SOMETHING I WON’T LIE TO YOU ABOUT (or try to make an excuse about)…
I’ve never felt like an adult in my entire life.
Yep. NOT EVEN WHEN I WAS LIKE 10-YEARS-OLD.
Okay, let me rephrase that since we don’t pop out of the womb as adults… Except for Benjamin Button?
Since BECOMING AN “ADULT” (at age what, 21?), I have never felt like one.
Not when I moved to Los Angeles by myself and got my own place.
Not when I got engaged and then married.
Not when Landon and I bought a house together. Now we will hire experts like fire pit installation from Ware to make it a home for us.
Not when I got pregnant earlier this year (I mean 15-year-olds are getting pregnant so how can this life event classify you as an adult?).
And NOT EVEN WHEN I get all these bills “love letters” what feels like every other day telling me that in order for “them” to still love me, I need to empty out my wallet and PAY for their affection.
Now I am not really sure why I have never felt like an adult… Except… Except for maybe ONE THING.
I 100% do NOT “dress like an adult”…
But like, what does that even mean!?
Does that mean I need to wear pants… AND A BRA?!
Since when is my fuzzy giraffe robe NOT considered adult-like?
Well… According to the mini-series on BravoTV.com called ADULTING… My robe is NOT acceptable if I want to like an adult, and yes, a bra… NEEDS TO HUG THE LADIES when out in a professional setting (and in general?).
Forkity FORK FORK FORK.
This is all news to me. I feel like I was just SMACKED IN THE FACE… BY A LOW-HEELED STILETTO… That works well with a pantsuit?
As I head to the hospital to get stitches in my face… Stilettos are weapons, people… Why don’t you press play below to hear what else I learned from the episode of ADULTING called: HOW TO DRESS LIKE AN ADULT, where the host of the show Chelsea White, interviews Margaret Josephs, a lifestyle expert and designer, from The Real Housewives of New Jersey.
And feel free to check out all the other episodes of ADULTING here… Because we could all learn to be a little more of an adult, right?
SO TELL ME…
- What makes you feel like an adult (if anything at all)?
- What’s your STAPLE FASHION ITEM… The piece that people know you for?
- Do you like clothing/fashion, or not GIVE A FORK, like yours truly here?
- Who do you think is more attractive; Ryan Reynolds or Ryan Gosling?
- Are you an excuse person or a straight-forward person? If the former, what was the last excuse you used that actually worked?
- BravoTV: Love it or Hate it?
