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Marvel Over This Ground Beef Shawarma Pizza

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Dear Marvel,

I think it’s about dang time you DUB ME A SUPERHERO. You know, I’m thinking MOUTHY MISS would be a pretty bad ass alias for me because well… Nah, I don’t have to explain myself, after all, you have been watching me and my superhero-like idiosyncracies essentially audition for the said role my entire life.

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Plus, I’m already buddies with all the Avengers… Captain American just won’t stop calling

In case you’re feeling a bit scatterbrained due to the fact that Thor’s latest accomplishment is being released November 3… Let me just remind you of a few of the mannerisms I innately possess that catapult me to the TOP of your “next superhero” consideration list.

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First of all, there is my extraordinary ability to shove ALL THE SALMON (and then some) in my mouth. I have actually been told that I could most likely kick Matter-Eater Lad‘s (of DC Comic fame, as you know Marvel… Your RIVAL) pathetic ass in an eating contest, and I know (don’t ask me how I know, *COUGH* Thor *COUGH*) you have been looking for an equivalent hero in the Marvel world.

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Watch out… I can get pretty FORKING mouthy!

Secondly… You cannot deny observing my EXTREME stamina. After 15 years of doing high-intensity cardiovascular exercise, EVERY. SINGLE. MORNING, I have basically transformed into forking Robotman (again, from your opposition) without all that dicey and attenuating depression (thanks to my garbage disposal-like mouth that chows down on all those omega-3 fatty acids).

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Training for a zombie apocalypse, errr day

While those two attributes alone most likely have you searching for my phone number to let me know you want me IN (or perhaps you would tell me in a far more clever way? Surprise me!)… I want to just truly confirm your decision by reminding you that my ability to throw up words without thinking, which most of the time translates into blunt and cunning sarcasm means I will fit in perfectly with the “team” as all your heroes tend to have a brusque and satirical bite to them.

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One last peculiarity I’d like to point out that I think makes me a phenomenal candidate for the Marvel crew, as there is no other hero with this qualification… My acute confidence in the kitchen.

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Andddd….. THAT wasn’t salt.

Every week, on camera, I throw together ingredients that sound like they’d be a good combination, but prior to rolling the camera… I never actually make the recipe. You’ve seen the outcome of pretty much every single video I have made Marvel, but just to remind you, and so I can further endorse myself… These creations of mine turn out pretty…. MARVEL-OUS. Har Har Har.

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This week’s celebratory recipe, because Destiny told me the good news, is another one of the same and it was in fact inspired by your taking me on as MOUTHY MISS. You better believe I will be bringing a few of THESE PIZZAS with me when the newest superhero ceremony is held, because, after all, we superheroes need to fuel up with only the best… You know, beef shawarma.

beef shawarma socialI rest my case.

Sincerely,

Gi… Wait, no… mouthy miss superhero name

PS: This recipe video will most likely have you fast-tracking the superhero dubbing process, so CLICK PLAY already!

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BEEF SHAWARMAFOR THE BEEF SHAWARMA:

  • 1 Pound Ground Grass-Fed/Finished Beef
  • 2 Diced Garlic Cloves
  • 1/4 Cup Lemon Juice
  • 2 Tbs Apple Cider Vinegar (optional)
  • 1/2 Tsp Cloves
  • 1/2 Tsp Salt
  • 1/2 Tsp Cumin
  • 1/4 Tsp Caraway
  • 1/4 Tsp Cardamom
  • 1/4 Tsp Cinnamon
  • 1/4 Tsp Nutmeg
  • 1/4 Tsp Pepper
  • 1/4 Tsp Oregano
  • Pinch of Cayenne Pepper
  • Pinch of Ginger

FOR THE PIZZA CRUST (inspired by The Big Man’s World recipe):

“SHAWARM” ON OVER THE RECIPE VIDEO to see how it’s ALL MADE!

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My superhero costume perhaps?

That’s a prAna sweater by the way, and if you go on a shopping spree, use: FFGAF17 code at check out until November 22nd for 15% off!

so tell me

 

 

 

  • Have you ever had SHAWARMA before? Did you love it or hate it?
  • Marvel or DC Comics, which do you prefer?
  • Will you (or have you) be seeing (seen) THOR: Ragnarok?
  • Have you ever tried making a grain-free pizza crust before? How’d THAT turn out?!
  • When was the last time you ate an entire pizza in ONE sitting? (Cause I know you have!)
  • Who do you think is the HOTTEST superhero?
  • Do you think I wrote a compelling enough argument to Marvel?

This is a sponsored conversation written by me on behalf of PrAna . The opinions and text are all mine.