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The Unicorn of Pumpkin Pies

GiGi — Tue, 17 Nov 2015 13:18:12 +0000

Recipe evolution is much like the game “Telephone”… Who else is now humming Lady Gaga’s song… SORRY! That recipe your mother or father passed down to you; may not be anything close to what the original recipe was. Great Grandma Gladice’s stick to your ribs stuffing very well may have included ham hocks way back… Read More »The Unicorn of Pumpkin Pies

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Pixar’s Inside Out Delivers… Pizza!

GiGi — Fri, 19 Jun 2015 13:09:58 +0000

The movie Inside Out should come with a WARNING LABEL: WARNING: If you thought you were potty trained… This movie will have you laughing so hard you will, well, yeah… Thus attendance with your adult diaper snuggly fit is mandatory. Also, even the “macho-ist” of men will spring an eye leak when viewing this movie… So a… Read More »Pixar’s Inside Out Delivers… Pizza!

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Whoopee! It’s an “Oreo”!

GiGi — Wed, 27 May 2015 12:50:09 +0000

A majority of college experiences include pulling… 1. The Matthew Mcconaughey – The act of experimenting with certain drugs… Resulting in stripping down naked, dancing around wildly while playing bongos only to shove a cop who came to the scene, after a noise complaint was filed… Consequently earning “silver cuffs”. 2. The David Hasselhoff –… Read More »Whoopee! It’s an “Oreo”!

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A “Zesty” Take on Eclairs!

GiGi — Tue, 14 Oct 2014 12:22:28 +0000

As I have mentioned in previous posts, my mind… Is like a bowling ball in the gutter at a bowling alley. And when I think of the oh so flaky, yet thick and gooey éclair pastry… My mind throws gutter balls worse than a blindfolded kangaroo hopping on one foot would. I think the French created this pastry… Read More »A “Zesty” Take on Eclairs!

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Tara Reid Eats Too Many Creamsicles

GiGi — Tue, 09 Sep 2014 12:19:14 +0000

Tara Reid and Creamsicles have a lot of similar not so sexy attributes… But to name just two... They’re both orange (most of the time)… And… They’re both full of artificial chemicals and ingredients. Sorry Tara, I just couldn’t resist. If the saying, “you are what you eat” is true… Then Tara must be subsisting solely on Creamsicles… Read More »Tara Reid Eats Too Many Creamsicles

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Have Some Balls on Your Birthday!

GiGi — Tue, 24 Jun 2014 12:17:23 +0000

There seems to be an immature joke running through the BLOGGY-WORLD… All about: BALLS!* (Ahem… Lindsay… Laura…) *Do you notice the color of the word balls… And THIS is how I act when there are balls in my food hole… You would think men flock to me because of my adoration… However they actually flee because as you can… Read More »Have Some Balls on Your Birthday!

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Worth The Brain Freeze

GiGi — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 14:16:08 +0000

Remember when Uma Thurman reportedly lost weight for the movie Kill Bill by only stuffing globs of ice cream in her mouth morning, noon, and night? Yeah, what a nincompoop. Now if Uma noshed all day long on Wink Frozen Desserts, I would be giving her a high-five for her efforts because Wink Frozen Desserts… Read More »Worth The Brain Freeze

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