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Care To Join Me For A Drink?

GiGi — Thu, 16 Jul 2020 11:19:51 +0000

I really don’t want to seem SHELLFISH… So I must share a new something something I recently discovered that… Got me TIPSY with excitement! Do you see what I see! Sign me up for a Pina Colada! But here’s the deal… These ain’t your average drink mixes that contain loads of sugar, nope. In fact,… Read More »Care To Join Me For A Drink?

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The Proof Is In The (Avocado) Pudding

GiGi — Tue, 02 Apr 2019 13:07:25 +0000

Okay. What I am about to say may “spread” some of you the wrong way. sugar-free dairy-free avocado pudding Now I am certainly not trying to offend anyone… Just simply speaking my mind. I believe if a douche bag or a “basic” were to manifest themselves as food… He or she would be a piece of… Read More »The Proof Is In The (Avocado) Pudding

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Air-Fried Sweet & Savory Avocado Fries

GiGi — Tue, 18 Sep 2018 12:51:37 +0000

Since I am SURE you’re all starting to feel some withdrawals from not being FRIED by the summer’s heat as the weather starts to transition from summer to fall… And for the sake of this post and my “pun”, just jump on the imagination train (that the temperatures have cooled where you live) with me… Read More »Air-Fried Sweet & Savory Avocado Fries

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Sandwich This Appetizer Onto Your BBQ Menu

GiGi — Tue, 29 May 2018 12:38:23 +0000

Buns. Wieners. Ribs. Patties. Sauces. Popsicles. Melons. If you saw the movie Sausage Party… Or just have a blatant trash-heap of a mind, like yours truly here (as I have confessed to all of you a whole host of times)… You wouldn’t think I were about to start talking about BBQs. But for the rest of you… Read More »Sandwich This Appetizer Onto Your BBQ Menu

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A Devilishly Meaty Assignment For You

GiGi — Tue, 20 Mar 2018 12:23:24 +0000

I have an assignment for all of you. Convince me that SPRING is a great season. Because right now I FORKING hate it and here’s why… All I can think, when I think SPRING is: WHOOOPPPEEEEEE it’s going to start getting hotter than inside a jockstrap of a football player after running laps around the… Read More »A Devilishly Meaty Assignment For You

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Let’s Get Toasted and Smash

GiGi — Tue, 13 Feb 2018 13:18:00 +0000

Remember when you used to celebrate Valentine’s Day in grade school? You used to dedicate at least a half a day (FORK YES! NO MATH CLASS!!) to creating Valentine’s Day themed crafts, notes and goodies… And later you’d channel a postal worker by delivering said creations to your friends, classmates and teachers. But then… You… Read More »Let’s Get Toasted and Smash

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Gobble Up This “Plucking AVOCONTROL” Recipe

GiGi — Tue, 16 Aug 2016 12:41:03 +0000

Want to play a game… GAH! I just gave myself the heebie-jeebies! Any who… The below “game” does not consist of puzzles and riddles in order for your survival… PROMISE! I just want to know: What type of grocery shopper are you? Are you the type who… A. Makes a detailed list of everything you need,… Read More »Gobble Up This “Plucking AVOCONTROL” Recipe

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Superheroes Making Salads In The Kitchen

GiGi — Tue, 10 May 2016 12:33:00 +0000

If duck-billed platypi could talk… They’d probably tell you that I am a Shetland pony-sized azure-colored sparkling mystical unicorn who comes up with the most repulsive sounding and looking recipes that actually taste quite scrumptious… Cause they’ve tried my concoctions before? Does anyone know if Food Network is casting for a new show called: WORLD’S… Read More »Superheroes Making Salads In The Kitchen

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Avocados Get Brownie Points

GiGi — Tue, 29 Mar 2016 12:59:16 +0000

Riddle me this… What’s dark brown… Moist… And can be rather dense. Really… Did your mind REALLY… Just go there. HOW OLD ARE YOU?! Let’s practice some maturity people! So no. I am NOT talking about THAT. Get your mind out of the shitter. Literally? Now while you have probably completely lost your appetite at this… Read More »Avocados Get Brownie Points

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Fon-Doing With PlantFusion

GiGi — Tue, 09 Feb 2016 13:51:49 +0000

“How are you fon… Doing?” While this may sound like a cheesy pick-up line… I am quite confident that I did in fact get your attention… So really, do tell me: “how are you fon-doing?!” With strawberries? Waffles? Marshmallows? Bacon? …? While all of those ideas sounds utterly mouthwatering… In order to keep this blog rated PG (for the… Read More »Fon-Doing With PlantFusion

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Poppin’ Tarts In The Kitchen

GiGi — Tue, 22 Jul 2014 12:42:37 +0000

TWINS! TWINS! TWINS! You know what? My identical twin Stephanie and I are a little irked that we did not book the role of Michelle on Full House or the roles Tia and Tamera scored on Sister, Sister! Alas, we have since toilet papered the casting director’s houses gotten over it and now make YouTube videos… Did… Read More »Poppin’ Tarts In The Kitchen

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