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This “Hottie” Is Pretty Cool

GiGi — Tue, 12 Dec 2017 13:30:34 +0000

Not to stir up any uncomfortable feelings… But I would like you to close your eyes for a second and picture this… (Close them after you read this?) It’s your turn to host the family holiday gathering this year. AWWWW F&#$… How on earth are you going to feed Cousin Sally, who decided she now… Read More »This “Hottie” Is Pretty Cool

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Let’s Get Naked… And Eat Chicken “Chips”!

GiGi — Tue, 13 Jun 2017 12:31:20 +0000

It’s time to get NAKED! Take it off… TAKE IT ALL OFF! I’m NOT kidding people… I wanna see you STRIP… YOUR DIET of deep fried food… That is. You thought I was being some kind of creepy pervert now, didn’t you?! If I wanted to see some T & A… And THE D… I… Read More »Let’s Get Naked… And Eat Chicken “Chips”!

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“Meat” Your Valentine!

GiGi — Mon, 13 Feb 2017 13:39:03 +0000

You know that song by Celine Dion that goes a little something like… Every night in my dreams… I see you. I feel you. Yeah, well… If I were the one who wrote this tune… It wouldn’t have been about a person. It would have been about FOOD. I mean… The lyrics: Love can touch us… Read More »“Meat” Your Valentine!

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Hey Sexy Cookie, You’re Actually Just A Cutie!

GiGi — Tue, 06 Dec 2016 13:41:36 +0000

Because I am one curious baby dolphin… I GOOGLE IMAGED the word CUTE to see EXACTLY what photos would be curated. Now the reason for this search was because the amount of times people have called me “CUTE” (and definitely NOT sexy… WOMP. WOMP.)… Had me convinced that MY mug shot would pop up first in the… Read More »Hey Sexy Cookie, You’re Actually Just A Cutie!

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I’m Ripping Off The Band-Aid And Asking

GiGi — Tue, 30 Aug 2016 12:40:38 +0000

Look at you riding in on your SPARKLING regal white thoroughbred stallion… Oh wait… Is that just an obnoxiously stubborn braying gray mule? Well, whatever. I appreciate you trying to channel your inner Old Spice Guy to come help me! That being said… I have to confess… I am the type of person who hates… Read More »I’m Ripping Off The Band-Aid And Asking

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Chinese Take Out, Made In

GiGi — Wed, 29 Jun 2016 13:16:32 +0000

When your friends flake on plans like dandruff. When your Tinder date ghosts you even before you meet for the first time at that seedy bar. When your boss’s bitchy minion sucks as being a human being. When your husband plans poker night with the boys on your anniversary (THANK GOODNESS you can return that uncomfortably… Read More »Chinese Take Out, Made In

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Crushing On A Cuisine

GiGi — Tue, 24 May 2016 12:39:04 +0000

I am absolutely in love with… Joe. He is insanely robust and tantalizing… HUBBA. HUBBA. You might be a bit taken aback by my aroused confession (and possibly confused by the swirling hunk of awesome above) considering at this point you probably all know that I have a fella in my life that ain’t your… Read More »Crushing On A Cuisine

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