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This Is Not A Pregnancy Announcement

GiGi — Tue, 04 Feb 2020 13:15:49 +0000

Five. Four. Three. Two. One… Did the annoying pop up on the right side of my website just appear? You know, the one screaming at you to DEVOUR MY CHOCOLATE?! It may also tout the fact that I wrote a book about the keto diet, just sayin’. There it is… It just popped up now,… Read More »This Is Not A Pregnancy Announcement

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What a Joy This Cruise Was

GiGi — Tue, 21 May 2019 12:38:15 +0000

Things got a little NAUTI recently, so I YACHT to CRUISE into the deets here on the blog… Norwegian joy inaugural cruise Yeahhhh buoy! Argh! The puns… The puns are back (oh wait, they actually never really left). Well, you’re just going to have to get over it (this is not pier pressure?) and EMBARK on… Read More »What a Joy This Cruise Was

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You’re Under Arrest For Assault

GiGi — Tue, 09 Apr 2019 13:04:34 +0000

There were a few arrests made during the filming of the 4th annual TORTURE LANDON TASTE TEST. natural products expo taste test The reason for this is because a few of the foods I acquired when at the Natural Product Expo (the largest food expo on the face of the planet, FYI) back in early… Read More »You’re Under Arrest For Assault

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The Proof Is In The (Avocado) Pudding

GiGi — Tue, 02 Apr 2019 13:07:25 +0000

Okay. What I am about to say may “spread” some of you the wrong way. sugar-free dairy-free avocado pudding Now I am certainly not trying to offend anyone… Just simply speaking my mind. I believe if a douche bag or a “basic” were to manifest themselves as food… He or she would be a piece of… Read More »The Proof Is In The (Avocado) Pudding

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This Dog is Not Corny

GiGi — Tue, 05 Mar 2019 14:07:05 +0000

We have all heard that phrase… YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT. However… People have told me on several occasions that I am rather nuts and pretty corny… Yet, I eat neither of those things. If we really want to get literal with this quote… Then I would actually be 80% salmon, 10% sweet potatoes (and… Read More »This Dog is Not Corny

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Fostering A Bold Snack

GiGi — Tue, 26 Feb 2019 13:56:16 +0000

“I’d love a bite of you because you look like quite the tasty snack.” I kid you not… Someone has said this to me before. The REQUESTS folder in your Instagram DMs and Facebook Messanger can be a hilariously creepy place… While I take comments such as these as compliments (at least this person didn’t… Read More »Fostering A Bold Snack

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Breastfeeding and Pumping; What People Don’t Talk About!

GiGi — Tue, 19 Feb 2019 14:22:08 +0000

Being a female (I would say lady, but we all know I ain’t that)… Can really SUCK a BIG… Cucumber. No… This is not about to turn into some #metoo rant. Sure… We can… Squish our boobs together whenever we want something and most likely get it Enjoy getting our feet and hands pampered and… Read More »Breastfeeding and Pumping; What People Don’t Talk About!

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Hey Baby, I’ve Got Some Food For You…

GiGi — Tue, 12 Feb 2019 14:23:33 +0000

You’d think the title of this blog post is one of the many ways I grab my husband, Landon’s… Attention. However, he knows better than to trust me when I say something like that to him (even if I say it in my “sexy voice”) because… Have you seen what I have made him eat… Read More »Hey Baby, I’ve Got Some Food For You…

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When A Watermelon Shoots Out Of A Garden Hose

GiGi — Tue, 05 Feb 2019 14:27:22 +0000

Instead of a 6 pound, 5-ounce fetus swimming through the amniotic fluid in my uterus as I type this… I now have an 8-pound baby (yep! He gained some weight since birth, where he was 6 pounds, 5 ounces, as he’s now 1-month old), sitting in an Ergo baby carrier, strapped to my torso, nestling his head… Read More »When A Watermelon Shoots Out Of A Garden Hose

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Pregnancy Brain Is Real… And I Am Struggling

GiGi — Tue, 18 Dec 2018 14:10:25 +0000

Here’s the deal… I have pregnancy brain. Yep, I can FINALLY admit it. I remember when someone claimed I was suffering from pregnancy brain around week 20 of my being pregnant and I got so INSANELY offended… I wanted to punch her square in the jaw! To be fair, I almost burnt down the house three… Read More »Pregnancy Brain Is Real… And I Am Struggling

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Toasting To The French… No, Wait, Italian? Keto-Approved “French” Toast

GiGi — Wed, 12 Dec 2018 14:00:49 +0000

Here is some rather EXPLOSIVE INSIGHT for you… Get ready for it because your world may very well change! (No, I did not give birth yet, and that wouldn’t change your world, just mine!) French Toast… Yeah, it is not entirely French. Just call me 23 & Me because I am exposing the ancestry composition of… Read More »Toasting To The French… No, Wait, Italian? Keto-Approved “French” Toast

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