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Pregnancy Brain Is Real… And I Am Struggling

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Favorites Of 2018 GiGi Eats Celebrities

Here’s the deal…

GIGIEATSCELEBRITIES EXPLAINS

I have pregnancy brain.

pregnancy brain

Yep, I can FINALLY admit it.

I remember when someone claimed I was suffering from pregnancy brain around week 20 of my being pregnant and I got so INSANELY offended… I wanted to punch her square in the jaw!  

fuck I am mad

To be fair, I almost burnt down the house three times over the course of TWO DAYS because I kept leaving the burner on… So perhaps, her saying I had pregnancy brain wasn’t exactly a stretch.

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Except NOW… And during the whole last month of pregnancy… This brain of mine has been a big pile of garbled mush.

cant brain has the dumb

You’d think my thoughts would be full of: “I wonder what life is going to be like with the newest addition” or “I am so excited to snuggle with my little dude” or “I JUST CAN’T WAIT TO BE A MOM!”…

so excited

But really my brain is thinking:

Sweet potatoes are orange… Orange is not really my favorite color… Green, oh I love green… I love my car… It’s just so pretty… I can’t get over how pretty our Christmas lights are on our tree… We have a real tree this year… It eats sugar…

Sugar isn’t healthy… It would be pretty funny if one day a whole slew of studies were released stating that sugar is actually the fountain of youth… Oh gosh, bitches in Los Angeles have terrible surgeons… Don’t get too close to them, they look like weird works of “art”…

I feel like drawing a picture… Who am I kidding, I can’t draw… I wonder what one of those painting and drinking parties is like… Drunk people… Ugh… They can be insanely obnoxious…

Karate is cool… The last time I got drunk, oh man, back in February maybe? February, a month I wasn’t pregnant and had no clue I was going to be getting pregnant this year… Dumb doctors telling me I couldn’t get pregnant… I should send them Christmas cards… Better yet, I should leave piles of dog shit lit on fire on their doorsteps… I wonder if any polar bears are giving birth RIGHT NOW. Bananas.”

steve carell anchorman banana

Here’s to hoping you stepped out of my brain ALIVE. As you can see, it’s pretty obvious that… Making a YouTube video for this post, yeah, not going to happen because, well, I am obviously distracted and I don’t want to risk breaking our BRAND NEW video camera.

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At least this brain of mine still has me thinking somewhat logically!

jim carey crazy

So instead of filming, editing and uploading a video (which I may ACTUALLY attempt to do later this week, so maybe I am not so logical after all?)… I thought I would step into my time machine and revisit some of my favorite blog posts, youtube videos and products from this past year.

gigieatscelebrities you know you want to know

Yep. I have a time machine.

time machine clock dinosaur

They make for great holiday gifts by the way… But SADLY they’re out of stock on Amazon, for now, so perhaps you should plan on getting one for you or your loved ones, for NEXT YEAR.

But for now… Step inside MINE…

Favorites Of 2018 GiGi Eats Celebrities

TOP FIVE RECIPES FROM 2018:

 

Cinnamon Crumb Cake Sweet Potato Nachos

Cinnamon Crumb Cake Sweet Potato Nachos

 

Copy-Cat Hershey’s Cookies N Cream Bar

I decided to remake the Hershey's Cookies and Cream Bar completely allergen-friendly and insanely healthy as my recipe has ZERO SUGAR, DAIRY, GLUTEN, SOY or NUTS! This white chocolate bar is to be refrigerated/frozen post construction so you can really get the feeling that you're eating that Hershey's White Chocolate Bar!

 

Keto Friendly Cinnamon Sugar Donuts

Cinnamon Crumb Sugar Keto Donuts

 

Copy-Cat Panda Express Chicken Teriyaki

healthy chicken teriyaki panda express3

 

Scallop “Sandwiches”

Scallops Guacamole Sandwiches - this easy recipe will be a crowd pleaser at least for those who love seafood/shell fish and guacamole! It's also a super easy keto and paleo approved recipe as well!

 

TOP FIVE YOUTUBE VIDEOS FROM 2018:

 

Making a Home Chef Out Of Landon

Third Annual Torture Landon Event

The Video That Reveals I Am Pregnant

Checking Out Chipotle’s Nutrition

I “Burned Down The Kitchen” While Making This Banana Cream Pie

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FAVORITE HEALTHY PRODUCTS OF 2018:

 

GoWise Air Fryer

gowise usa airfryers

 

ChocZero Syrup and Chocolate Bark

choczero

Swerve Sweeteners

swerve sweeteners

 

Keto Queen Kreations

keto queen kreations

 

Prymal Coffee Creamers

prymal coffee creamer

 

Life Extension Supplements

Life Extension Supplements

 

Cereal School Cereals

the cereal school cereals

 

SO TELL ME…

  • What would you like to see more of in 2019 on GiGi Eats Celebrities:
  • Guess when I am going to give birth!
  • What were some of your favorite products/recipes from this past year?
  • Tell me your favorite part about 2018!
  • What are you most looking forward to in 2019?

gigi eats celebrities excited

favorites from 2018

HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!!

For the next month or so, I am going to be MIA from the blogging and YouTube world, however, I am ALWAYS on Instagram posting on my feed and making Insta-Stories, so if you’d like to follow along (and um, I will totally be making Insta-Stories when I go into labor), CLICK HERE!