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Rocking Teddies In The Kitchen

GiGi — Tue, 30 Jun 2020 11:56:23 +0000

Let’s talk teddies… I am not talking about those sexy little numbers, I.e. tiny strips of fabric that retailers sell for like $69 (get it? har har), women wear in order to turn on their significant others… I am talking about teddies that you can find in perhaps aisle five of your local grocery store…… Read More »Rocking Teddies In The Kitchen

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Breastfeeding and Pumping; What People Don’t Talk About!

GiGi — Tue, 19 Feb 2019 14:22:08 +0000

Being a female (I would say lady, but we all know I ain’t that)… Can really SUCK a BIG… Cucumber. No… This is not about to turn into some #metoo rant. Sure… We can… Squish our boobs together whenever we want something and most likely get it Enjoy getting our feet and hands pampered and… Read More »Breastfeeding and Pumping; What People Don’t Talk About!

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Protein Bars: Should You Bar Yourself From Eating Them?

GiGi — Tue, 23 Oct 2018 13:02:44 +0000

I steer clear of all BARS. PICK-UP LINE WIELDING, DOUCHEBAG MAGNET, BARS… Why do you think I turned to Tinder (before it turned into a Gindr for straight people) to find my husband? THE BARS THAT YOU CAN EASILY SMACK YOUR FACE ON “ACCIDENTALLY”… My clumsy ass ALWAYS seems to find one to walk into… MUSICAL… Read More »Protein Bars: Should You Bar Yourself From Eating Them?

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Going “Veggie” Doesn’t Automatically Mean Healthier

GiGi — Tue, 28 Aug 2018 13:09:59 +0000

Summer’s number one food staple is (in my opinion)… BIG JUICY BURGERS… Smothered with melted cheese, topped with crispy bacon, crunchy lettuce, creamy avocado and a nice firm slice of tomato, then squirted with ketchup and all nestled between two moist yet resistant toasted sesame seed buns. However, lately, things have gotten a bit out of… Read More »Going “Veggie” Doesn’t Automatically Mean Healthier

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Calling Out The Fakers

GiGi — Tue, 10 Jul 2018 12:33:07 +0000

I’m not sure if you all do this very often but… I was WASTING MY LIFE AWAY the other evening… Scrolling through Instagram… When I noticed a few different people posting the most beautifully shot photos of açaí bowls on their feed. They strategically place the spoon perfectly to one side… The berries on top… Read More »Calling Out The Fakers

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“Torturing” My Husband… Turns Hysterical.

GiGi — Tue, 27 Mar 2018 12:25:54 +0000

To me, “torture” could be described as going to Ikea, then taking a “quick” trip to Costco, followed by a Home Depot “run”… All starting at 7pm on a, lets say, Thursday (hi, RUSH HOUR traffic), while being absolutely, positively starving… Like horrific stomach ache, hungry… Then getting stuck in bumper to bumper traffic for two… Read More »“Torturing” My Husband… Turns Hysterical.

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I Burned Down The Kitchen…

GiGi — Wed, 14 Mar 2018 12:14:21 +0000

As the title of this post states… I burned down the kitchen. At least according to the OH SO CHARMING Mr. Ashworth… I did. And. I’ll just leave it right there. Without explanation. CHEERS! Kidding! It is me after all… Lets jump into the DeLorean, punch in September 2015 on the time machine and GUN… Read More »I Burned Down The Kitchen…

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One Smart Cookie… In MINT Condition

GiGi — Tue, 18 Jul 2017 12:28:56 +0000

WARNING: If a Girl Scout ever showed up at my door and tried to sell me boxes of cookies… I would open-palm face push her off my door step* give her a stern nutritional jargon-laden talking to. BYE, BYE IGNORANCE! I DON’T think any little lady in uniform is in danger though because Girl Scouts are supposed… Read More »One Smart Cookie… In MINT Condition

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Rollin’ With These Spring Rolls

GiGi — Tue, 31 Jan 2017 13:47:42 +0000

I am about to KICK this OFF by BLINDSIDING you. I do not FULLY BACK football. I know this information is rather BLITZ-ing because last year roughly 115 million people (on that final Sunday of the football season) watched men ram into each other… And the average number of people who yell at the TV screen during… Read More »Rollin’ With These Spring Rolls

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Rethinking That Wiener

GiGi — Wed, 06 Jul 2016 12:31:06 +0000

I feel EXTREMELY bad for cocktail weenies. They REEAALLLLYYY lost in the name department. Imagine if you met someone named Cocktail Weenie… The first thing you would think (or at least I would)… I wonder how many ‘EAT ME‘ signs were stuck on his back in grade school? And I wonder if people STILL do… Read More »Rethinking That Wiener

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I Was Poisoning Myself…

GiGi — Tue, 17 May 2016 12:45:03 +0000

Over here in THE STATES… It’s full-on SPRINGTIME! And you know what that means!? Ladies… It’s time to start wearing bras and shaving your legs again… And gentlemen… DAMMIT! So lucky! You don’t have to shave your legs or wear bras! AND YOU GET TO PEE STANDING UP! Or do you? Well while you may certainly want… Read More »I Was Poisoning Myself…

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