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Rocking Teddies In The Kitchen

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Let’s talk teddies

I am not talking about those sexy little numbers, I.e. tiny strips of fabric that retailers sell for like $69 (get it? har har), women wear in order to turn on their significant others…

TEDDIES ARE NOT WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT

I am talking about teddies that you can find in perhaps aisle five of your local grocery store… Or maybe they’re on aisle 12 at your closest Target or Walmart…?

Teddy Grahams at Walmart

However… Now that I think about it… The teddies I am actually focusing on (which I totally give away in the picture above) frankly may wind up revving up your significant as well, (thanks to their glistening “curves” in all the right places, perhaps?)… Just as much as the teddy you were originally thinking I was going to discuss would.

HONEY TEDDY GRAHAMS

Hmmm… And you know what…?

go-on

This is exactly what happened to my husband, Landon. In fact, he is SO EXCITED about this teddy situation that he took it upon himself to TELL YOU HIMSELF exactly what he did with the cute little honeys (hint; this recipe, yes, recipe, is NOT GiGi-Approved, IE: it’s not dairy, gluten, sugar, nut, fruit, and soy-free) he found on aisle five at OUR grocery store.

LANDON LICKS CELEBRITIES

Now if you, yourself, want to get TURNED ON, by the TEDDIES he’s sporting in this week’s video… Then you’re going to want to press PLAY.

If you’d like to re-create Landon’s sexy masterpiece (or in other words, Banana Cream Pie)… Well, feel free to use any of the custard recipes below… And then tune in to the video for exactly how he makes the Teddy Graham crust!

SO TELL ME…

  • Banana Cream Pie, yay or nay?
  • Teddy Grahams, yay or nay?
  • Landon Licks Celebrities, yay or nay?
  • Teddies in the bedroom, yay or nay?
  • Cuddling with teddy bears, yay or nay?