As mentioned in part two…
When I eat even just a little too much of anything fiber-laden or tainted with grain/gluten/sugar/nuts/dairy, I blow up like a Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloon and experience pain that I am sure matches that of getting kicked in the balls.
This completely SUCKS because… I love vegetables.
No that’s an understatement…
I EFFING LOVE VEGETABLES MORE THAN Taylor Swift loves singing about FAILED ROMANCES…
I would rather eat roasted green beans lightly coated in olive oil and salt than French fries, sauteed cabbage in coconut oil over gooey macaroni and cheese, roasted cinnamon-dusted butternut squash instead of pie…
Alas, my guts… Hate me for this. Ha ha, my guts, hate my guts?
One would think that since I don’t have a large intestine, all the food I eat would be on the fast track to the royal porcelain throne… However, this is not the case at all, it’s as if this “throne” is “invitation only” and my excrement is not on the list.
These issues of mine don’t just cause pain though… They also leave me exhausted. I’m talking running/biking/swimming a Iron Man at 10 mph without taking a break fatigued.
That being said, I still live my life as if I don’t have any ailments because I feel after years of trial and error, I have things some-what under control…
Whoops… I probably just jinxed it.
Raise your hand if you had no idea that I live with such a condition? Oh wait, I can’t see you raise your hand, so just leave a comment below…
A lot of you probably never knew about this because as you can see in my videos and if you know me in real life, the last thing you would EVER classify me as is “tired”… If anything people are secretly trying to slip tranquilizers in my Zevias!
This is actually because… As I have said… I do feel as though I have found a few remedies that help catapult my energy into high-gear…
- Digestive Enzymes
- Low-Fiber Diet
- High Fat Diet
- High Protein Diet
- Daily Exercise
- Chamomile Tea
- Betaine HCL
- Mitochondrial Energy Optimizer with BioPQQ
- Miralax – (However NOT ALWAYS)
There you have it…
Perhaps I should be on display in a “freak show” exhibit at the hospital…
STEP RIGHT UP… CHECK OUT THE CHICK WITH NO LARGE INTESTINE!
You do know that’s what’s really going on behind the “employee only” doors, right?
However, I am glad they haven’t captured me yet because otherwise… I wouldn’t have been able to expose this to all of you, in order to potentially help you with your own issues.
So Tell Me…
- What are your thoughts on probiotics?
- Are you a fan of vegetables over grains?
- Do you practice a gluten-free lifestyle?
- Do you suffer from exhaustion?
- What do you think goes on behind the “employee only” doors?
- Have you had enough of T.Swift’s SOB STORIES?!