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A fly-by-the-seat-of-my-pants chef, I’ll show you how to make quick
and easy salmon based recipes with a dash of crass, a side order of
sarcasm, and a dinner-show nobody asked for.

(Hold the bullshit and the sugar. Duh.)

THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THANGS

Top Secret!

Grass Land Beef

The Good Chocolate​

SO HERE'S THE DEAL

I cannot eat wheat, grains, dairy, gluten, sugar. nuts, or fruit. 

I have more digestive issues, food intolerances, and allergies than there are letters in the alphabet. 

I also have Celiac and Crohn’s Disease, Ulcerative Colitis, IBS-C, and I DO NOT have a large intestine – so as you can see – I truly won the health lottery!

That being said, I do not see my complications as a death sentence. 

If you want to lean more (and possibly lose your appetite) you can read more here. 

Almost needless to say, I turned my limitations into knowledge, and now I help others! 

Have issues in your tissues too?

Just like any menu, you’ve got options!
I offer a variety of meal planning based on your needs and deeeeeepest desires