A weekly feast of celebrity diets with a side of fitness trends
The Framazing Award Goes To…
Award Season may be LONG GONE but... NOT FOR ME (and maybe YOU TOO)! Kacie of Savvy, Sassy Me and Danielle of It's A Harleyy Life nominated my scrumptious blog for AWARDS! Since they nominated me for two DIFFERENT awards, I went ahead and created an entirely NEW AWARD: The "I'm FRIGGIN' AMAZING Award" or the "FRAMAZING" award for short! Typically when you're nominated, you have to write out a few facts about yourself... but I decided to make a VIDEO! Weee! FRAMAZING AWARD … [Read More...]
On The Rocks
BEHOLD! A calorie-free alcoholic beverage to get you NICE AND SLOPPY when you’re out on the town! The only guilt you will feel is when you wake up the following morning after the bender… To find yourself next to someone you… Don’t… Even… Know… Hey! At least you don’t have to go to the gym to burn off all the calories you drank last night! That’s one way to burn those calories Cam! If you actually believe what I just [Read On!]
Freeze! Ice Cream’s Chilling Truth!
Are YOU guilty of making this ice cream order? “I would love three scoops of chocolate chip cookie dough, topped off with some rainbow sprinkles (yep, I totally did that), peanut butter cups… and oh, oh some whipped cream too!” You might as well have asked… “I would love three scoops of cardiovascular disease, topped off with some diabetes, tooth decay and… oh, oh some liver failure too!” Mmmm liver failure! If that’s not enough to make you drop the drumstick… [Read On!]
Giving Away a Bathing Suit Body
F#$%@*&%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Swimsuit season… I guess I need to start a few work out programs! Excuse my random outburst… It must have happened because I am extremely HANGRY due to the fact that swimsuit season is pretty much here (well in LA that is)… And I am starving myself so as to look like Adriana Lima in ass floss and nipple tassels. Wait, is that a burlap sack? Okay, I am actually NOT starving myself (or wearing what a showgirl might [Read On!]
Runway Ready Produce
You might think the action stops every night at the grocery store the second 11 p.m. rolls around… But that’s actually when the BASH gets started! (Think Toy Story except ditch Woody and Buzz Light Year and pictures Blueberries, Oranges and Spinach with personalities!) While Onions, Eggplant and Tomatoes direct Jicama, Bananas, Kale, Swiss Chard (Wee! Love colors!) and all the other vegetables and fruits to their designated seats, there is one vegetable missing in action… The reason? Because they’re prepping [Read On!]
Donald Trump Needs Some Saffron!
Watch out for T-Rex! Oh wait… Excuse me… Separated at birth, don’t you think? You know what these two pissed off carnivores need? Saffron! Okay random… Yes, I am talking about that fiery red spice that rapes your wallet when you buy it at the store… M***** F*****! Saffron better be worth it! Well, we all know that Mr. Trump’s wallet can handle the cost, so he better purchase the spice ASAP and perhaps sprinkle some in Mr. Rex’s [Read On!]
Chelsea Handler’s First Stand-Up Comedy Show
Sorry to disappoint but I couldn’t find Chelsea’s first stand-up comedy show on YouTube, but I can imagine it looks a little like the video I posted below – AKA: a train crashing into a beached whale in the middle of Siberia. (How did a whale get to Siberia? Exactly.) Anyways… What do Dane Cook, Kevin Hart and I have in common? Well not a whole hell of a lot… Except, we have all stood on stage in front [Read On!]
BREAKING NEWS: Justin Timberlake & Justin Bieber Duet About Artichokes
Since moving to Los Angeles I really cannot tell the different between Spring, Fall, Winter and Summer! Seriously, if you come to Los Angeles in December, you might even find me trotting around the city in a bikini. Does that entice you to get on Orbitz and book a flight? You totally thought I was going to post a picture of me in a bikini now didn’t you! Regardless of my inability to tell whether it’s winter or summer, I [Read On!]
Coming In For A Landing
As some of you may know… I recently traveled around the world in just seven days… I stopped in Marrakech, Istanbul, Barcelona, South Africa, Auckland, Hong Kong and Rio De Janeiro… We made a little friend in South Africa! All with my sexy travel “companion” (if you catch my drift!) Ryan Gosling in our own private G-4 jet. What a calorie-free muffin, carrying my luggage! You can imagine how exhausted I am… Ryan is such an animal… I’m exhausted. Ha! Yeah, how [Read On!]
