Don’t ask why I was there…
I Literally RAN INTO him though… I knocked the “Obama Special” out of his hands like we were on a basketball court with 2 seconds left on the clock.
As I tried to wipe the greasy chicken batter and sticky maple syrup off his brand new $120 plain white T-shirt “designed by” Kanye West…
He just stared at me and said:
Rain on my head, call that brainstorming.”
Uhhh… What in the… I immediately looked outside… Not a cloud in the sky!
But as I looked back at him, we locked gazes and I knew what he meant!
He wanted me to make this food fiasco up to him by making him waffles back at the “GiGi Eats Headquarters” because his idea of cooking =
I threw a coke in the oven, called that baking soda.”
Ok then… If he thinks warm soda mixed with BPA is edible, then my whipping up a [wheat, dairy, gluten, sugar, soy, nut and fruit-free] waffle recipe that I have never made before in my life will probably taste JUST LIKE like a rainbow sprinkle topped cronut deep-fried three times over!
If you want to see the creation I waffled up for Mr. Weezey (and all of you – OF COURSE)… Grab a SMOCK (because it gets messy) and click play!
Sandae Breakfast, Paleo Dark Chocolate Chip Waffles
- 2/3 cup Coconut Flour
- 3 tbs Baking Stevia
- 1/2 cup Egg Whites
- 1/2 cup Unsweetened Vanilla Coconut Milk
- 1/2 cup Water
- 12 drops Capella Flavor Drops, Vanilla (or 1 tsp vanilla extract)
- 1/2 oz (or more if you love chocolate) Dark Chocolate Chips sweetened with Stevia (I used Coco Polo)
- 1 + scoops of Wink Frozen Desserts (I used Cake Batter), optional
- 2 + tbs sugar-free pancake syrup, optional
- Combine all ingredients into a large mixing bowl.
- Stir and distribute into a pre-heated waffle iron.
- Close iron and let the waffling begin! Takes roughly 8 to 10 minutes depending on the heat and how much batter you put in there.
- Don’t do what I did in the video… [BAH HA HA!]
- Plate crispy- delicious waffles, top with WINK FROZEN DESSERTS (I used Cake Batter) and some sugar-free pancake syrup!
NOW MAKE LOVE TO THESE WAFFLES with or without protection…
AND ENTER MY WINK FROZEN DESSERTS GIVEAWAY!!!
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