Asparagus: Aroused By Spring

GiGi holding limp asparagus

Spring is like Viagra for vegetables and fruits. Did I really just say that? OH YES, YES I DID. And maybe I should warn you right now that this post and video get a little INAPPROPRIATE… So if you cannot handle it, you might want to just leave right now. But anyways, back to my original comment. IT’S TRUE! Produce tends to go from this… To THIS… The second it feels the warmth from the sun’s rays and it hears [Read On!]

Donald Trump Needs Some Saffron!

Donald Trump Angry

Watch out for T-Rex! Oh wait… Excuse me…  Separated at birth, don’t you think? You know what these two pissed off carnivores need?  Saffron! Okay random…  Yes, I am talking about that fiery red spice that rapes your wallet when you buy it at the store…   M***** F*****! Saffron better be worth it!  Well, we all know that Mr. Trump’s wallet can handle the cost, so he better purchase the spice ASAP and perhaps sprinkle some in Mr. Rex’s [Read On!]

Skin Care From Within?


You do not, I repeat, DO NOT have to spend MILLIONS of dollars on… Acne and resurfacing treatments, anti-aging moisturizers, laser surgery (although, MiXto SX Fractional CO2 Laser Resurfacing does sound rather enjoyable), botox injections, plastic surgery, microdermabrasion, juvederm, weird peels you cannot even pronounce… This list could go on for YEARS …In order to have a nice clear epidermis! All you have to do is watch the latest episode of GiGi Eats Celebrities to find out exactly what you do [Read On!]