Rethinking That Wiener

Pigs In A Blanket Revamped

I feel EXTREMELY bad for cocktail weenies. They REEAALLLLYYY lost in the name department. Imagine if you met someone named Cocktail Weenie… The first thing you would think (or at least I would)… I wonder how many ‘EAT ME‘ signs were stuck on his back in grade school? And I wonder if people STILL do it…” Mmmm… Smoky, fatty, crusty cocktail weenies, with a little ketchup, but of course. Sure, the name is rather unfortunate, and sort of reminds me [Read On!]

HOT DOG! These Are Good!


The dog days of SUMMER… Woof. It’s a universal truth that… SUMMER… SOOOOOO hot right now. I bet those Jenner girls along with their ridiculously “caked” minions are all TOTES JELLY of SUMMER… Because she is just naturally hot. I wonder if these “asselfie”-taking obsessed ladies would be jealous of me around this time of year too because when the heat from the sweltering sun gets to me, I tend to turn into a pissed-off double-humped camel… And you know, camels [Read On!]

Catch Up With This Condiment

Crazy GiGi

Ah ha ha, totally laughing at the title of this blog post… I am just so creative, no? Can you guess what condiment I am discussing today? Any ways… As you can tell summer is drawing to a close. No more thong bikinis… Nut huggers… Sad right? Oh wait, maybe you still wear these things around your house. The changing seasons doesn’t mean you’re going to be putting the hot dog and hamburger condiments away though so it would be [Read On!]

That’s One Hot Dog! GiGi Eats Groceries


Ball Park Franks. Sausages. Frankfurter. All of these words are synonymous with calorie loaded lard explosives. Luckily the hot dog gods (AKA Applegate Farms) heard my (or perhaps our) pleas and decided to appease me/us by making healthy dogs! That’s right, HEALTHY hot dogs! Hey Sexy Face!  Grass-fed and grass-finished red meat is far healthier for you than the grain-fed red meats you usually stumble upon in your local grocery store. In order to make sure you’re purchasing the grass-fed [Read On!]

Come On Down To The BBQ


Celebrities… they’re just like us! They like to… Shovel mashed potatoes and chicken burgers into their traps. Mashed Potato Calories (1 cup): 200 Chicken Burger Calories: 325 (includes bun, tomato & lettuce) Risk dripping relish, ketchup and mustard all over themselves as they lick condiments off their hot dogs before actually eating the dog (hey, if I were once a vegetarian, I’d savor the taste of my sausage too). Hot Dog (Beef) Calories: 220 (includes bun) Nibble on the rind [Read On!]