Gobble Up These Turbutkles!

Turkey, Butternut Squash and Kale Bites

Do you suffer from, Brumotactillophobia or…  In other words: do you FLIP OUT if any food on your plate touches? Well then… The following (and then some) are not your friends: Chili Fruit at the Bottom Yogurt Katy Perry Scrambled Eggs Tacos Stir Fries Nicki Minaj Anything Made on The Food Network Channel Thanksgiving Dinner My Refrigerator  And…  Turbutkle Bites Phew! It’s a good thing I don’t have such a phobia or else I would DEFINITELY starve to death… I would never dance like a stripper [Read On!]

The Three Amigos Are A Delicious Meal

Baked Striped Bass

Bragging isn’t something we should be proud of doing, however, we all totally do it. That being said, if you’re bragging for inspirational purposes, that’s a whole OTHER story! Cameron Diaz’s The Body Book actually encourages fans to brag! #BragYourPlate is a hashtag campaign where fans of the book post scrumptious food photos that embody the message The Body Book promotes: eating whole, natural and unprocessed foods. In order to encourage such bragging rights, The Food Pervert and I will officially [Read On!]

2014 Looks Pretty Sexy

GiGi Dubois discusses probiotics and acts like a dinosaur

Oh hey 2014, you’re looking rather snazzy over there with your charming exercise resolutions and your healthy eating pacts. What do you think? Are you attracted to his (or her… whatever you find to be more attractive) stunningly chiseled features? While I could write a post about resolutions, (don’t grocery shop hungry, get at least 45 minutes of exercise a day, hug someone – yes, even that creepy stalker like person on the street corner deserves a hug – every [Read On!]

Runway Ready Produce

GiGi Dubois with Leeks

You might think the action stops every night at the grocery store the second 11 p.m. rolls around… But that’s actually when the BASH gets started! (Think Toy Story except ditch Woody and Buzz Light Year and pictures Blueberries, Oranges and Spinach with personalities!) While Onions, Eggplant and Tomatoes direct Jicama, Bananas, Kale, Swiss Chard (Wee! Love colors!) and all the other vegetables and fruits to their designated seats, there is one vegetable missing in action… The reason? Because they’re prepping [Read On!]

Angelina Jolie and Kale: Separated At Birth

Angelina Jolie is smoking hot

This might come as a huge shock to you but Angelina Jolie and Kale are related…             How exactly? Well… It all started when the earth condensed from a cloud of gas and rock in the solar system…. Or maybe you like to believe that the world was created in seven days by God…? Okay, to make a LONGGGGGGG story short (and less controversial), why don’t you just watch the latest GiGi Eats video! Anyone [Read On!]