The Unicorn of Pumpkin Pies

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Recipe evolution is much like the game “Telephone”… Who else is now humming Lady Gaga’s song… SORRY! That recipe your mother or father passed down to you; may not be anything close to what the original recipe was. Great Grandma Gladice’s stick to your ribs stuffing very well may have included ham hocks way back when she was introduced to it, but her recipe you now make for your friends and family contains chicken feet instead. The same can be [Read On!]

Giving Away a Bathing Suit Body

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F#$%@*&%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Swimsuit season… I guess I need to start a few work out programs! Excuse my random outburst… It must have happened because I am extremely HANGRY due to the fact that swimsuit season is pretty much here (well in LA that is)… And I am starving myself so as to look like Adriana Lima in ass floss and nipple tassels. Wait, is that a burlap sack? Okay, I am actually NOT starving myself (or wearing what a showgirl might [Read On!]

Donald Duck, It’s Time To Put Your Pants On

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Indecent Exposure. X-Rated Displays. Salacious Exhibition. Pant-less in a Public Setting. These are problems/issues that have plagued American society for years. I must apologize in advance for this tangent, but this issue was brought to my attention while idling in Los Angeles traffic, by a rather astute gentleman, who most certainly wears pants, my brother. When moving through traffic that moves about as slow as lava flowing up hill, you need something to talk about or else you will go crazy! In [Read On!]

Bogus Baby Food Bods

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Will the Baby Food Diet bring you a tight tush sans diaper rash? The answer may have you kicking and screaming! Thank you for noshing on the premiere episode of the GiGi Eats Celebrities web series! Episodes will come bi-weekly (on Tuesdays… “Tasty Tuesdays”), so be prepared to chow down again March 6th. Mmm… Scrumptious! GiGi Eats Celebrities! Head on over to the GiGi Eats Celebrities YouTube channel and subscribe! Follow GiGi Eats Celebrities on Twitter! Like GiGi Eats Celebrities [Read On!]

White Candy Only

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“Get me four bottles of the priciest champagne, eight packs of Chiclets, but only the pink pieces and nine and a half boxes of peanut butter chocolate filled Twinkies.” “I’m pretty sure Chiclets have been discontinued. And peanut butter chocolate filled Twinkies? Those don’t exist…” “Excuse me. Didn’t your resume say you were a magician? You will conjure up some pink Chiclets. And as for the Twinkies, call up the Hostess plant and ask them to make me some peanut [Read On!]

Loin of Celebrity, Please!

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The other evening I wandered into the swanky LA hot spot Scarpetta and ordered their seared Dwayne Johnson with a side of Beyonce, George Clooney and Victoria Secret Models. After devouring that delicious combination, I peered over the dessert menu and couldn’t resist ordering Ryan Gosling. Hey, a girls got to eat! Beyonce = Butternut Squash           Lady Gaga = Cauliflower           Victoria Secret Models = Green Beans           Lindsey Lohan = Nectarine           Adam Sandler = Egg           Nicolas [Read On!]

Predictions

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You have all probably seen magazine, online and newspaper headlines boasting predictions about what 2012 may bring. While they’re all starting to get rather annoying, I couldn’t help but succumb to the annual tradition. So here are my downright intelligent predictions for the diet and fitness trends that are going to BLOW UP in “Celeb-ville” in 2012! Treadmills or Stationary Bikes built into Cars (yes celebrities do drive). With all that extra time caught in traffic, why not put the [Read On!]