Nom On Food Porn


I’m really not one to gossip… I mean… Jimmy’s impotence and the fact that he still sleeps with a blankie (even though he just turned 35 years old) don’t need to be broadcast over the Internets. And the details of Sally’s insanely botched boob job or the fact that she’s sleeping with her boss who happens to be 15 years younger than her, really don’t need to travel through the web either… Oh. Wait…. WHOOPS. Welp… Since I am already airing out [Read On!]

Fon-Doing With PlantFusion


“How are you fon… Doing?” While this may sound like a cheesy pick-up line… I am quite confident that I did in fact get your attention… So really, do tell me: “how are you fon-doing?!” With strawberries? Waffles? Marshmallows? Bacon? …? While all of those ideas sounds utterly mouthwatering… In order to keep this blog rated PG (for the most part at least)… How about I offer you something else to use as a chocolate fondue sauce vehicle… That is a little less “naughty” [Read On!]

A Pie That Will Make You Cream


Pumpkin called me bitching the other day… He’s apparently straight up exhausted from being used. Used in pies, lattes, cookies, waffles, soups, chips, dips, sauces, cakes… EVERYTHING. Perhaps Pumpkin needs a pumpkin energy bar…?  Har… Har…  My advice to him: “SUCK IT UP [pumpkin] CUPCAKE! It’s only the end of September… If you’re already feeling HOLLOW now… You’re going to be one BITTER MELON come November… And no one wants a SOUR PIE!” Clearly I am extremely sympathetic and supportive (and the [Read On!]

Check Out My Meat… Loaf That Is!


This week’s special on the holiday edition of the Dude Food Cafe menu is… Mini Turkey Meatloaf Muffins with Ketchup “Frosting”! Dudes around the world drool when they hear “mama’s meatloaf,” which is why Whitney and I want to warm stomachs with a cleaned up version of yo Mama’s specialty! These mini muffins are the perfect appetizer at a holiday party, great for an “on the go” snack (yep, I don’t know about you but I like to whip meat [Read On!]

Worth The Brain Freeze

GiGi Eating Peas

Remember when Uma Thurman reportedly lost weight for the movie Kill Bill by only stuffing globs of ice cream in her mouth morning, noon, and night? Yeah, what a nincompoop.  Now if Uma noshed all day long on Wink Frozen Desserts, I would be giving her a high-five for her efforts because Wink Frozen Desserts are the polar opposite of Ben and Jerry’s, Haagen-Dazs and all those other sugary pints of cream… What exactly is Wink Frozen Desserts? Check out [Read On!]