Paris Hilton is Jealous of Spaghetti Squash

Oh No!

You read that right. Paris Hilton is back in the headlines but not for getting into a cat-fight with her regulars… Ahem, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Amanda Bynes… But because she is openly jealous of Spaghetti Squash! Paris only wishes she had the power to regulate blood sugar; only one of the many amazing things that Spaghetti Squash can do. While Spaghetti Squash goes in and out of season, much like many celebrities; unlike some celebrities, Spaghetti Squash always [Read On!]

Gut Therapy


Let’s face it… Your gut probably looks like… Or All thanks to And lots of… But very little… While I may or may not be saying “I told you so,” (way to watch my Thanksgiving video, seriously) that doesn’t mean I’m not willing to help you help your gut. (However if you look like Paris Hilton when you get out of the car… I will just point and laugh. Dofus.) You see, when you detox your gut (which is comprised [Read On!]

How About A Stroke?


Paris Hilton has never really done anything intelligent…  One Night in Paris Her collection of books  Jail time for her stack of DUIs House Of Wax  “My New BFF” and “The World According to Paris“ Singing (I could keep going, but you get the picture) So what makes people think her diet is anything but dense? Check out what Paris does/did in order to keep her booty in sex tape shape! Mmm… Scrumptious! GiGi Eats Celebrities! Head on over to the GiGi [Read On!]

Kamikaze Crazy


99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer… No, no, no, beer is not expensive enough! 99 bottles of Dom Perignon on the wall, 99 bottles of Dom Perignon, take one down, pass it around… And everyone gets a DUI. Every other day it seems as though a celebrity is being pulled over for driving under the influence. I thought they had enough money to pay for drivers? Oh wait, they spent it all on the Cristal! [Read On!]

That’s Greasy


If you want a smoking hot body like Paris Hilton… Kate Upton… Padma Lakshmi… and Audrina Partridge… Then perhaps it’s time you put on or go buy your skimpy bathing suit (gentleman, this means nut huggers for you) and submerge yourself into a meaty triple decker tur-por-chick-hamburger with all the fixings. Don’t you dare forget the ketchup! Thank you Carl’s Jr. for this superb, albeit slightly smelly, diet trick. In all seriousness though, the only reason why these luscious ladies are [Read On!]