Beast Mode: The Literal Meaning


BLUE WHALES… PYGMY SHREWS… STAR-NOSED MOLES and… HUMMINGBIRDS… Yep. All of these animals are my appetite’s doppelganger. Blue Whales devour roughly 1.5 million calories a day. Pygmy Shrews need to eat every hour or else THEY WILL DIE. Star-Nosed Moles find and swallow their sustenance in less than a quarter of a second. And Hummingbirds eat twice their weight in grub. Now don’t I just sound (and look) like a circus freak. It’s actually kind of shocking to me that no one [Read On!]

Yum… Oh Wait No, That’s Yucky!

Yum Yucky and GiGi Eats Celebrities Collaborate!

Bah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh excuse me, I’m just laughing my ass off over here. Hey now, laughing is healthy and should really be on your new year resolution list!  The reason why I am cackling my way to a heart attack (I currently look like a Hyena having a seizure, in case you were wondering) is because Josie from YumYucky and I JOINED FORCES to [Read On!]

A Conditioner For The Body


Even though she cannot act… Megan Fox seems to always have a bombshell bod! What a ferocious beast your are! Grroar! Wait, you popped out a baby? Lebron’s just like us: Even he has problems getting out of his shirt once in awhile. Mermaids across the globe are jealous of Ashley. What do all of these celebs have in common? They’re not all starring in the next failing “rom-com,” don’t worry! Pilates! No, I didn’t just curse at you in [Read On!]