Septic Tank Smoothie

Zahara Jolie Pitt eats Cheetos

Remember when your parents told you NOT to play with your food? Yeah well… Whitney and I were far to busy making mansions out of Life Cereal and flinging mashed potato bullets at our siblings, to abide by our parent’s wishes! However, these celebrity children look as if they know food is for sustenance… Not mooshing together to make some elephant dung looking concoctions that taste… About as good as a septic tank ice cream sundae!    “Mom! Pay attention! I want [Read On!]

Loin of Celebrity, Please!


The other evening I wandered into the swanky LA hot spot Scarpetta and ordered their seared Dwayne Johnson with a side of Beyonce, George Clooney and Victoria Secret Models. After devouring that delicious combination, I peered over the dessert menu and couldn’t resist ordering Ryan Gosling. Hey, a girls got to eat! Beyonce = Butternut Squash           Lady Gaga = Cauliflower           Victoria Secret Models = Green Beans           Lindsey Lohan = Nectarine           Adam Sandler = Egg           Nicolas [Read On!]