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YOU TOTALLY WANT THIS STUFF… Don’t Lie! A Bizarrely Awesome Gift Guide!

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When you cross out the ST from the word STUFF… You are left with the letters: UFF.

And UFF is the noise I make when I feel like I HAVE TOO MUCH STUFF.

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UFF.

I mean… Is…

iniv_twitchy_kitty_tail-weird-gift-guideTHIS…

EXTREMELY NECESSARYUFF.

OR…

turkey-mask-weird-gift-guideThis? UFF.

What about…

enchanted-light-up-unicorn-slippers-weird-gift-guideThese? UFF.

I may, however, be a rare breed because TYPICALLY people will take the word STUFF… Cross out the U-F-F, move the T before the S and add PRSEN to it.

PRESENTS.

lots-of-giftsBecause who DOES NOT like (physical) presents!?

Oh, that’s right… I just finished expressing how… I don’t.

That being said… Since a majority of you and your family/friends do love ripping Jolly Olly Santa off a huge box or ten… I have come up with some gift ideas that might be so lucky as to make it into one or two of those boxes…

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Naughty… Or NiceYou might be getting one of these this holiday season: 

us-wellness-meats-brisketA gift that says: HERE… If you’re going to eat enough meat for the meat sweats, you might as well do it with grass-fed/finished meats

air-fryer-gift-ideaA gift that says: Throw up the bird to deep fryers!

grouponA gift that says: I DO NOT KNOW WTF to get you… So you pick something out. And if you decided to go on one of those all-inclusive trips… You better invite me!

handyA gift that says: I don’t want to verbally tell you that your home is messier than a chimpanzee’s cage after 3 weeks of not being cleaned… So here… Just take this!

how-to-blow-it-in-relationships-a-success-story-landon-ashworthA gift that says: Ladies, I want you to head into the new year with a brand new perspective on the male psyche because they’re not as complicated as you think… And gents, if you think you’re the only one who’s made a complete ass of themselves in the dating world… This book will hysterically remind you that you’re not alone. 

personalized-pillow-gigi-dubois-weird-gift-guideA gift that says: I would totally get that pillowcase, thong, baseball cap, and/or bumper sticker with my face on it… For myself, but… That seems inappropriate.

GiGi licking Sizzlefish SalmonA gift that says: GiGi would be jealous as FFFFFF!

memory-foam-walletA gift that says: Here is a far cheaper way to make you booty look bigger… Without having to get ass implants like… THOSE WOMEN. However, you should really just be doing squats.  

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hard-body-muscle-pillow-weird-gift-guideA gift that says: Seriously. With this… Being single for the rest of your life looks a bit more comfortable, right?

santa-hat-flaskA gift that says: You have a serious problem (which will only be confirmed if you wear this hat year-round). However, you’re hysterical when you’re a complete shit show… Cheers!

toilet-bowl-night-light-weird-gift-guideA gift that says: No more late night puddle slipping.

flextilt-an-extremely-versatile-camera-mount-thumbA gift that says: I really want to make out with YOUR food, so please… Get all up in it.

cute-tea-infusers-weird-gift-guideA gift that says: Who doesn’t want to always have a buddy to “hang out” with while sipping some tea?

avocado-growerA gift that says: I give you full permission to GO AVO-CONTROL!

jord-watch

A gift that says: Sure… Watches probably seem like a ‘been there, done that’ kind of gift… But JORD Watches (made for both the ladies and gents!) are wooden wrist candies… Without the sugar! However, if you have a luxury watch, consider watch service to keep it in top condition.”

dinosaur-bottle-openerA gift that says: Hold on to your butts! 

slot-flops-for-men-in-black-stash-flip-flops-weird-gift-guideA gift that says: Quit shoving money, IDs, gum, breath mints, condoms, and the like in your cleavage… It ain’t classy. 

head-hammockA gift that says: Just don’t wear this at work. (Or perhaps, you’re welcome?)

  • Poop Emoji Plunger

poop-emoji-toilet-plunger-weird-gift-guideA gift that says: Go on. Eat some fiber.

mountie-side-mount-clip-for-your-macbook-or-imac-04A gift that says: I think you look great in glasses. 

  • Gravity Defying Drinkware

floating-cup-weird-gift-guideA gift that says: Suck it, David Blaine

donald-trump-pinata-weird-gift-guideA gift that says: Quit it with the political rants on Facebook… Take it out on this guy (don’t worry, there is a Hillary one as well… And Hillary TP too) instead… Maybe film it… And then post THAT on Facebook.  

  • Garbage Can BBQ Grill

garbage-can-bbq-grill-lets-you-cook-like-a-hobo-thumb-weird-gift-guideA gift that says: Your cooking tastes like garbage anyways…

this-solar-phone-charger-attaches-to-any-window-charges-your-phone-via-the-sun-thumbA gift that says: A ray of sunshine you won’t want to punch in the face. 

pinnertest-weird-gift-guideA gift that says: The food you eat might actually hate your guts. Get rid of the haters! (To receive $60 off your food intolerance test, use the code: GIGIEATS)

adidas-sandals-weird-gift-guideA gift that says: I effin’ love you. (Or maybe… I effin’ hate you?)

Oh shit. Now I kind of… Maybe… Sort of… TotallyWant some of these things

So Tell Me…

  • From the above list… What would you ask for and why?
  • What is actually on your holiday gift list this year?
  • When you think of the word STUFF… Do you have the same reaction as me?
  • Do you recall the best holiday gift you’ve ever received?
  • What are your holiday plans?**
  • How many of you are going to download my husband’s hysterical/pee in your pants $2 e-book?! 

GiGi-Uh Oh**Speaking of holiday plans… THIS will be my LAST blog post until 2017. Do follow me on Instagram though… As I can’t stop, and won’t stop posting photos showcasing my whereabouts… Seriously, you’re going to want to follow along because… I am off to Thailand, Cambodia, Vietnam, and Asia (yep… MORE TRAVEL FOR ME)!