You may not know this but… Haunted houses are…
EVERYWHERE!
This ain’t just an October thing people!
Oddly enough though, a majority of us aren’t really even scared of these haunted houses AT ALL!
In fact, it seems as if people actually LIKE HANGING OUT at these PORTALS TO THE UNDERWORLD!
Bah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ah! Don’t tell Michelle!
It doesn’t help that many of them have… JUNGLE GYMS and PLAY PLACES…
Looks like a rat cage… Are we McDonald’s lab rats?
Honestly, those just sound like the breeding grounds for Flavicoltiratiorthopoxvirus… If you want to know what that is, just go lick a stray ball or two in one of these play pens…
Screw it! I’m going in!
It’s quite weird to me that people are drawn to such gluttonous establishments because who wouldn’t think
THIS…
Is scarier than…
LEATHERFACE?
Well, the problem is… Demons lurk within these artery clogging joints, and they are pros are luring us in (the heavenly salty and sweet aromas from the deep frier are part of their ploy)! And once we enter these falsely majestic domains and order the # 5, the BODY POSSESSION starts! Fast food does NOT speed up your weight loss (if that’s what you’re after), yet these demons are excellent BSers!
If these demons have taken hold of your soul, then you may want to check out the latest GiGi Eats video to see how you can perform a Fast Food Exorcism on yourself; priest/father/reverend/ not necessary!
You would think Marlon Wayans of A Haunted House and now A Haunted House 2 (among a slew of other satirical *SPOOKY* movies), would be immune to such horrific drive-ins… Well, to find out for sure whether or not he (or I guess his character Malcolm) ordered the # 5 with an extra large coke (aka: how exactly he tackles the demons in the sequel to his first Haunted House flick), you’re just going to have to check out his skin crawling movie, A Haunted House 2, this weekend!
Lets just say it’s certainly comparable to fast food menu items in that it’s oh so good, yet oh so naughty!
Check out the HYSTERICAL trailer:
SO TELL ME:
- Are you a fan of the scary movie genre? If so, what’s your favorite flick?
- Have you seen A Haunted House? Any plans on seeing the sequel?
- Are you possessed by Fast Food Demons?
- What movie/TV show that Jamie Pressly has been in, do you like the best?
- What’s scarier to you: fast food or Leatherface?
- Would you rather swim in a ball pit or a pool filled with piranhas?
- Today (April 15th) is the 5 year anniversary of having my large intestine removed… How should I celebrate?
- What do you think of my Fast Food Exorcism steps?
