One Smart Cookie… In MINT Condition
WARNING: If a Girl Scout ever showed up at my door and tried to sell me boxes of cookies… I would open-palm face push her off… Read More »One Smart Cookie… In MINT Condition
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Truth or False: Bloggers Play Computer Games All Day?
Healthy food bloggers and YouTubers that get down and dirty in the kitchen are basically giving the middle finger to their parents… Because… Er, um,… Read More »Truth or False: Bloggers Play Computer Games All Day?
Nutrition Label Know How, Deciphering Food Labels With My Husband
My husband’s an egghead. Mmm… Eggs. Yep… His head is quite appetizing… I always want to eat it? No. Well, yes, but that’s NOT what… Read More »Nutrition Label Know How, Deciphering Food Labels With My Husband
Have A Slice Of Air-Fried Birthday Cake… With Story Time!
Once upon a time… In a land known to some as WEASNOBITZVILLE… A towheaded, (apparently now) green-eyed imp of a babe was born… Via c-section.… Read More »Have A Slice Of Air-Fried Birthday Cake… With Story Time!
Let’s Get Naked… And Eat Chicken “Chips”!
It’s time to get NAKED! Take it off… TAKE IT ALL OFF! I’m NOT kidding people… I wanna see you STRIP… YOUR DIET of deep… Read More »Let’s Get Naked… And Eat Chicken “Chips”!
Orange Is The New Black… In The Kitchen Too
I have established in the past that I am just one BIG fashion fuck no. Or in other words… I have no idea what’s “in”… Read More »Orange Is The New Black… In The Kitchen Too