Tempura Celebrity Roll
UNAGI! No, I’m not talking about the “state of total awareness,” I’m talking about the gooey, snaky deliciousness your taste buds find when you devour… Read More »Tempura Celebrity Roll
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Pig Skin Dream Team
Quarter Back: Madonna (Have you seen her pythons!?) Wide Receiver: George Clooney (Because he is just such a catch.) Center: Jenna Jameson (I heard she… Read More »Pig Skin Dream Team
Sloppy Glamour
“So we meet again…” Ah yes, it’s every celebrities least favorite time of year; the time when they “must” get up close and personal with… Read More »Sloppy Glamour
Pregnant with a Cheesy Gordita
Hey, check it out, a ticking time bomb. Jess, question. Did Eric implant a baby elephant in your belly because the way you have been… Read More »Pregnant with a Cheesy Gordita
Saving Paula
Looks like Ms. Paula D is going to have to climb her way out of that barrel of butter she is oh so famous for… Read More »Saving Paula
Golden Arches… No, No, Globes!
Do you feel bad when you’re choking down on some delicious grub while watching celebrities strut their stuff down the red carpet? Yeah, me neither.… Read More »Golden Arches… No, No, Globes!