EXCLUSIVE: Britney Spears has a new single coming out.
Want to know how I KNOW this INSIDER information?
Because I wrote the song for her!!! Check it out:
Time to get my sweat on
Work out in the gym, work out on the lawn
Yes I pledge, yes I pawn
Nope, this ain’t some sort of con
I work out until I’m drawn
And I build my brawn
Then I go eat me a prawn
You’re welcome.
Bah ha ha… Yeahhhhh…. (PS: outfit by Fabletics!)
That right there was just a little sneak preview of UTTER LYRICAL GENIUSNESS and soon enough you will be sick of hearing this OBVIOUS chart-topper, 15 billion times over in the car… The shower… At the mall… In the elevator… In your own brain…
But most likely you will hear this MOTIVATIONAL melody at the GYM and I have a feeling Drenched Fitness in Westlake Village, California will be playing this song on repeat BECAUSE it is Britney Spear’s favorite CRAZY INTENSE WORKOUT spot!
According to Lori Majewski, the author of the Britney Spears cover story on Women’s Health Magazine [Jan/Feb 2015], Britney Spears has “cut personal trainers out of her life” (among other things… Ahem… nasty, no-good douche-baggy men) and instead uses Drenched Fitness as her main source of tush-tightening!
I don’t know if all of you have noticed, but Brit Brit is looking pretty FLY (who remembers “Offspring“?) these days… So I had to get DRENCHED!
THANKFULLY a super soaker wasn’t loaded and waiting for me when I arrived at the studio… Instead Julie Kennington, the owner and founder, and I had a chit-chat [no water involved] about the crazy intense one-hour HIIT workout!
Click the video below to get the 411 and you can also learn some phenomenal exercises that target the TROUBLE AREAS we all complain about…
iHop Pancakes anyone? (If you watch the video, you’ll understand that reference!)
So tell me…
- What is your favorite type of work out and why?
- What jams do you like to blast in your ears when getting your sweat on?
- Do you think Britney Spears is looking fitter than ever these days?
- Do you want to get DRENCHED?
- Did you love super soakers when you were younger… Or… RIGHT NOW?
- What is your “problem area”? Do you have iHop calling you too?
- Team Britney Spears or Team Christina Aguilera circa 1999?
If any of you actually want to TRY OUT DRENCHED and are in the SoCal region… Then you’re going to want to RSVP to this SEXY EVENT!
Details BELOW!
