Man, oh, man… I need some CAFFEINE. Who’s with me?
BOOM! Well… THAT was easy! I got me some caffeine… Man!
The best part about just hitting up the YouTube channel of the Caffeine Man for my dose of PIZZAZ (that is necessary for me to function) is that… I didn’t have to hit up a 7-Eleven and spend money on some random caffeinated beverage called Lift Off or Energy Grenade that might promise to boost my vigor 10-fold but in the process taste like dog piss!
Instead… I can make an INFORMED decision* about which can of crack I want to pound at 3:50 am when I wake up in the morning!
*Although… Caffeine Man does like to get BANGED by Bang, and welp, let’s just say, I don’t like getting banged… Soooooo… It just goes to show how different taste preferences are.*
Yes. You read that correctly. 3:50 am. Every. Morning.
Why I do so is beyond the point of this blog post.
Because the ACTUAL point of this post is to let you all know that when I discovered the Caffeine Man… I knew I had to reach out to him to collaborate because… If I weren’t already dubbed the Salmon Queen… My moniker would 100% be the Caffeine Queen!
Yep. I will scream it from the rooftops: I AM IN A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP WITH MY MONSTER ENERGY DRINK (the white one… Ultra Zero)!
Anywho… Caffeine Man was very receptive to my pitch of us sending each other mystery boxes of drinks that we would have to unbox and try on camera on each other’s youtube channels…
So without further ado… Why don’t you CRACK OPEN (press play) the YOUTUBE VIDEO BELOW to meet the Caffeine Man who happens to be unboxing my SMASHED UP delivery on my YouTube channel…
Now that you’ve seen him unbox what I sent him… Why don’t you head on over to his channel and see what BUTT KICKERS he sent my direction to taste test!
So Tell Me…
- Energy Drinks – are you a fan? If so, what types do you like?
- Are you going to check out The Caffeine Man further? Perhaps subscribe to his YouTube channel?
- What was in the last mystery box you opened?
- Have you met some cool people through social media?
- Energy Drinks or Coffee; which do you prefer?
- What’s the weirdest energy drink name and/or flavor you’ve ever encountered?
- What time do you get up in the morning?
