I may have cork-screwed myself off many big air jumps, popped off of half-pipe lips and thrown myself down cliff drops in the past…

I may have even tamed bucking broncos back in the day…

And currently… I may even be in a constant barbarous battle between my forever arch nemesis…

But even though my past and present pursuits sound straight out of a Marvel Comic…

They actually don’t even come THE TINIEST BIT CLOSE to say… Captain America having to live in a block of ice for decades before being revived by the Avengers… Or say… Iron Man who was kidnapped by terrorists and brutally tortured and injured when he was younger…

Their badassery most certainly triumphs mine.

I guess I need to eat more coconut oil and sardines.

Hruhmm?!

A few weeks back, I got the pleasure of seeing a pre-screening of the latest Captain America movie, Civil War (and attending the press junket for the movie… Yes everyone, Chris Evans is just as hot in person. Oh and my clumsy ass walked right into him when I had to use the lavatory!)…

And while watching the movie on the big screen, all I could think about was food. 

One track mind here people. One track mind. 

But no, I was not whispering sweet nothings to an XL tub of stale buttery popcorn that smelt like utter bliss…

I do recall myself leaning over to the Food Pervert (brought her with me) at one point during the movie and saying “who reminds you more of coconut oil, Captain America or Iron Man?”

Uh… DING! DING! DING! 

After that thought crossed my mind and Pervy looked at me like I belong in a looney bin… I had the MIRACULOUS IDEA that I would compare ALL of the superheroes that make an appearance in Captain America: Civil War, to SUPERFOODS for my next YouTube video!

Superheroes… Superfoods… Common, you cannot say that I this idea wasn’t KIND OF “Tony Stark” of me… AKA: TOTALLY GENIUS! 

Can you guess what food I compared Spider-Man to… Or War Machine? What about Ant-Man? Well.. CLICK PLAY below to find out but of course!

So Tell Me…

• Do you agree or disagree with my comparisons?
• If you’re a comic book “nerd,” who is your favorite superhero and why?
• What badassery have you accomplished in the past? 
• If you could compare yourself to a superfood, which one would it be and why? 

STAY TUNED… Because in my NEXT POST… I create a recipe using some of these superheroes… Superfoods… So all of you can finally see what it’s like to eat celebrities!