Star Wars, The Cookie Force Is Strong
In two stomachs… Not too far away… Cookies. Lots of [GiGi-Diet Approved] cookies [all thanks to Andrea’s Protein Cakery**]. These stomachs… Both on the brink… Read More »Star Wars, The Cookie Force Is Strong
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Chomping on CHOMPS!
Don’t you dare even TRY TO deny the fact that… You’re CHOMPING at the BIT because you’re OVERLY EXCITED about what I am going to disclose to… Read More »Chomping on CHOMPS!
WTF DO YOU WANT?!
But seriously… What the fuck heck is on your holiday gift list. There is probably nothing worse than having NOT EVEN ONE TINY LITTLE IOTA… Read More »WTF DO YOU WANT?!
Supplying Power On The Set Of A Movie
3 slices nitrate-laced, sugar-cured honey baked ham 1 slice of chemically constructed pepper jack cheese 1 leaf from a head of watery iceberg lettuce All… Read More »Supplying Power On The Set Of A Movie
T-Rex Take Out, A Thanksgiving Appetizer
Hey YOU over there… Yep, I am talking to you… With that frozen 20 pounds turkey carcass wedged under your arm… That five-pound bag of yams slung… Read More »T-Rex Take Out, A Thanksgiving Appetizer
The Unicorn of Pumpkin Pies
Recipe evolution is much like the game “Telephone”… Who else is now humming Lady Gaga’s song… SORRY! That recipe your mother or father passed down… Read More »The Unicorn of Pumpkin Pies