White Candy Only
“Get me four bottles of the priciest champagne, eight packs of Chiclets, but only the pink pieces and nine and a half boxes of peanut… Read More »White Candy Only
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Pucker Up!
GET A ROOM NOW!!! Oh celebipoos, it’s sooo great that you have found love (for the next fifteen minutes) but why do you have to… Read More »Pucker Up!
That’s Greasy
If you want a smoking hot body like Paris Hilton… Kate Upton… Padma Lakshmi… and Audrina Partridge… Then perhaps it’s time you put on or go… Read More »That’s Greasy
Tempura Celebrity Roll
UNAGI! No, I’m not talking about the “state of total awareness,” I’m talking about the gooey, snaky deliciousness your taste buds find when you devour… Read More »Tempura Celebrity Roll
Pig Skin Dream Team
Quarter Back: Madonna (Have you seen her pythons!?) Wide Receiver: George Clooney (Because he is just such a catch.) Center: Jenna Jameson (I heard she… Read More »Pig Skin Dream Team
Sloppy Glamour
“So we meet again…” Ah yes, it’s every celebrities least favorite time of year; the time when they “must” get up close and personal with… Read More »Sloppy Glamour