Crushing On A Cuisine
I am absolutely in love with… Joe. He is insanely robust and tantalizing… HUBBA. HUBBA. You might be a bit taken aback by my aroused… Read More »Crushing On A Cuisine
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I Was Poisoning Myself…
Over here in THE STATES… It’s full-on SPRINGTIME! And you know what that means!? Ladies… It’s time to start wearing bras and shaving your legs again…… Read More »I Was Poisoning Myself…
Superheroes Making Salads In The Kitchen
If duck-billed platypi could talk… They’d probably tell you that I am a Shetland pony-sized azure-colored sparkling mystical unicorn who comes up with the most repulsive… Read More »Superheroes Making Salads In The Kitchen
Marvel Over These Superhero Superfoods
I may have cork-screwed myself off many big air jumps, popped off of half-pipe lips and thrown myself down cliff drops in the past… I… Read More »Marvel Over These Superhero Superfoods
Nom On Food Porn
I’m really not one to gossip… I mean… Jimmy’s impotence and the fact that he still sleeps with a blankie (even though he just turned 35… Read More »Nom On Food Porn
We’re “Pretty Happy” About These Recipe!
What if I told you that the Food Pervert and I went to a star-studded Hollywood event the other night… Where we chatted with the… Read More »We’re “Pretty Happy” About These Recipe!