BLUE 42! BLUE 42!

No, no, no, I am not predicting the name of Jay-Z and Beyonce‘s next baby.

I couldn’t be MORE CREEPED OUT BY THIS PHOTO!

And that isn’t CODE for “watch the latest DUDE FOOD video below“… 

Or is it?

Those are actually some American Football terms that are spewed out of the CENTER’S mouth, right before he HIKES the PIGSKIN into the hands of the QUARTERBACK who then looks for an open WIDE RECEIVER or FULLBACK; whomever is closest to the END-ZONE and not being BLOCKED by DEFENSIVE LINEMEN. Wagering on college and pro football has also never been easier and more enjoyable for the casual bettor with sites like Bonusetu.com. 

Huh?

If John Madden reads this… He would be throughly impressed with my technical football jargon!

I could be a referee!

Hey, I wouldn’t say no if offered the job! Staring at football player’s booties in tight pants all day… Not a bad gig.

Well… Unless of course… These derrieres belong to pro-bowlers that look like…

This guy.

Sorry dude. Call me (no… TEXT ME) if you need some nutritional advice! 

Well there is certainly no need for me to hit the showers now because that image just ruined my sexual appetite!

Clearly that dude (and some of his team mates) has been eating way too many “fried to a crisp” chicken fingers!

Sizzling chicks hanging out in a hot tub! Don’t join them!

Perhaps football teams around the country should tune into the latest DUDE FOOD video.

But hold on a second… Football players aren’t the ONLY PEOPLE who might be choking the chicken… 

Are YOU guilty of stuffing a few too many pieces of the fried stuff in your face when shouting at the TV during the BIG GAME?

Then you might want to watch the latest DUDE FOOD video too because Whitney and I GIVE THE FINGER to deep-fried chicken fingers! 

Here’s THE GAME PLAN for the WINNING FINGERS:

ALMOND MEAL ENCRUSTED CHICKEN FINGERS

• 1 Lbs Boneless Skinless Chicken Tenders
• 2 Eggs 
• 1 Cup Almond Meal
• 1 Tsp Garlic Powder
  
• 1/2 Tsp Cumin
  
• 1/2 Tsp Paprika
  
• 1/4 Tsp Cayenne Pepper

For the PLAY BY PLAY INSTRUCTIONS… CLICK HERE! 

SO TELL ME…

• When Jay-Z and Beyonce have their next baby, what do you think they’ll name it?
• What’s your GUILTY football snack? 
• Be honest: Do you watch the Superbowl for the game or for the commercials?
• What celebrity would you like to throw in the deep-frier?
• What has more calories: 6 pieces of chicken fingers (100 grams) or 1 slice of cheese pizza (100 grams)? 
• When you were younger, what was your dream job?
• Can you recall your favorite UNHEALTHY snack food when you were younger?
• Broncos or Sea Hawks? 
• What’s a Sea Hawk?

This post is linked up at: Waste Not, Want Not Wednesday & Fit Tip Tuesdays