BLUE WHALES… PYGMY SHREWS… STAR-NOSED MOLES and… HUMMINGBIRDS…
Yep. All of these animals are my appetite’s doppelganger.
Blue Whales devour roughly 1.5 million calories a day.
Pygmy Shrews need to eat every hour or else THEY WILL DIE.
Star-Nosed Moles find and swallow their sustenance in less than a quarter of a second.
And Hummingbirds eat twice their weight in grub.
Now don’t I just sound (and look) like a circus freak.
It’s actually kind of shocking to me that no one has put a muzzle on me and thrown me in a cage!
Actually… Perhaps I have actually THROWN MYSELF into a cage…
Because some would consider the interior concrete jungle I frequent every single day… To be a stifling cage.
And if you’re now confused as to WTF I am talking about… And when are you not when you come to my blog… Then let me be “concrete” (har har)…
Interior concrete jungle = THE GYM.
As much as my appetite mirrors those ravenous animals…
The moves I do in the gym also resemble non-human creatures.
My…
Tricep Dips resemble…
A jacked crab.
My Push-Ups look like…
A girlie praying mantis kissing the floor.
My Swimmer [move] could be comparable to…
An awkward lizard stuck in the mud.
My Booty Bridges and Squats parallel…
A bullfrog laying on its back and flailing about.
My Ski Jumps could be mistaken for…
A hungry and excited Jack Russell terrier jumping on its owner.
And my High Knee [move] makes me look uncannily similar to…
An uncomfortable flamingo trying to figure out which leg it likes to stand on more.
Now even though these moves might look like Animal Kingdom mating dances…
In the human world… These do-anywhere moves may have people trying to pet your pythons.
Wink. Wink?
SO TELL ME…
- Are you a Cardio Queen/King or a Weight Warrior?
- When you travel, how do you get your sweat on… Or do you give working out the FINGER?
- What animal do you look like when you work out with the best Workout Streaming tapes?
- What food do you think you could eat your body weight worth of?
- Indoor or outdoor workouts?