Would you like to know something egg-strodinary?

What I am about to tell you might make you egg-splode.

The Food Pervert (Tara) and I are bringing you two egg-samples of Egg Salad recipes that will egg-spand your palette.

Oh I am sorry, do you now have the urge to yolk me because of all my egg-cellent egg puns?

I promise you won’t want to kick me in my “invisible eggs” once you try a bite or five of Pervy and my egg concoctions because they are smack a Rhino’s booty fantastic… And perfect for the upcoming holiday… and Spring season in general!

Actually… All vegans will probably still want to drop kick me… SO feel free to EGG-SIT right now!

For all of you who stuck around… I egg-tend an invitation to all of you, to watch the latest Book To Plate episode!

NOW… It’s time to egg-splore the recipes…

Un-Egg-Spected Egg Salad

(makes two servings… or just one if you’re hungry!)

• 6 Davidson’s Safest Choice Egg Whites, hard boiled & chopped (you can add yolks if you wish)**
• 1 Scoop Vanilla Protein Powder (I used Vanilla NuZest)
• 1/2 – 1 oz Stevia Sweetened Chocolate Chips (I used Cocoa Polo)
• 1.5 Tablespoons Baking Stevia (I used Natvia)
• 12 Drops Vanilla Custard Flavor Drops (I used Capella)
• Optional: Unsweetened Coconut Milk (to make it “sticky”) 

Egg-structions… (okay, that did NOT work)

• Mix all ingredients into a bowl.
• Shove in mouth with the aid of a fork… Your hand… Face-plant into the bowl…?

Ricotta Egg Salad Egg-Stravaganza

(makes six servings)

• 1 Dozen Davidson’s Safest Choice Eggs, hard boiled & chopped
• 1 Cup Ricotta Cheese
• 1 Cup Roma Tomatoes, diced 
• 1/4 Cup Fresh Basil Leaves, chopped
• Salt & Pepper to taste
• A Few Squeezes of Lemon Juice

Diregg-tions… (Ha! THAT WAS PERFECTION!!!)

• Mix all ingredients into a bowl.
• Eat atop a piece of whole grain (zero sugar) bread or dip cruditee into the mix!

SO TELL ME…

• Tell me an egg joke/pun…
• How do you celebrate Easter (if you do in general)? 
• Are you a fan of eggs? 
• What celebrity would you like to egg in the face?
• How do you fill your egg omelette?
• You have 3 eggs… What do you do with them? GO!

**THANK YOU Davidson’s Safest Choice Eggs for supplying us with an EGG-PLOTION of EGGS! 

 

Strange But Good!