I would like to give all of you a round of applause!

(Or I guess here… TWO Thumbs Up!)

Why exactly? Well because…

• Some of you wake up at 4 am, run five to ten miles, cook up a protein pancake feast for you (and your family of six? ten? 15? Just you?), send everyone off with a healthy packed lunch (Suck it Subway!) and then you yourself trot on over to work in a sexy polished suit (or if you’re lucky, ass-hugging yoga pants), and you don’t even spill coffee on yourself!!

 (Not today bitch!)

• And some of you have run at least one marathon in your lifetime and are now hungry to take part in an Iron Man, Triathlon, or compete to become the next American Ninja Warrior! Or you’re just hungry for the latest flavor of Oreos but you’re RESISTING!

(Who’s arteries have suffered through a binge fest of these?)

• A few of you even do yoga, eat fire and juggle knives all a top a horse galloping through quicksand… Or in other words: you deal with emotional teenaged children.

(I have so many comments to say about this… That I have nothing to say!)

Yet you fail to realize how friggin’ awe-inspiringly phenomenal these feats are!

Far more amazing than Ellen Degeneres holding the record for the most re-tweeted message on Twitter… Or Beyoncé holding the record for the fastest-selling iTunes album of all time. 

You should all be constantly reminded of your accomplishments (scroll through your Instagram feeds people!)… That’s why applause is necessary.

So go for it… GET APPLAUSE!

Get Applause is actually a healthy living, supportive and FREE APP for your phone that Vianessa (remember her from THIS video) works for… And because I am JUST SO AMAZING AT CLAPPING FOR PEOPLE… She asked me to be in a few videos on the app’s YouTube Channel! 

That glorious time-wasting video streaming website… Is filled with masterpieces that are hidden by elephants getting randy…

So it is Vianessa’s job to scour through the animal husbandry (?) and find you the latest and greatest healthy living/fitness/food videos that you’ve never seen… Or maybe you have… Hey, I don’t know what you do at work! 

From there, she splices these videos together dictated by a theme… She likes to call the series a healthy dose of Tosh.0 except PEACE OUT Daniel Tosh… And hello Vianessa (with a little of me sprinkled in there). 

So go on. Check out some of the videos below…

Subscribe…

And let us watch endless hours of YouTube to try and find the stuff that’s actually useful… Like how to cuddle with a camel! 

Funny Workout Videos:

Healthy Recipes on YouTube:

Best Ab Workouts on YouTube:

So tell me… 

• What’s your favorite YouTube video? (Calorie-Free Brownie points for picking one of mine! LOL)
• Do you watch Tosh.0?
• If you could be on any TV Show, which one would you want to be on and why?
• Who do you follow on YouTube?
• What’s your favorite flavor of Oreos?
• What has been your biggest accomplishment in life thus far?