The word BLOG reminds me of the word BLOB.
That being said… BLOGS are certainly NOT BLOBS… They’re a place where people can express themselves however they choose.
But I don’t have to tell all of you this because I am pretty sure at this point, YOU ALL are aware… And have one yourself, perhaps?!
As you may or may not know (if you’re a new reader)… I choose to express myself by, um… Just being me.
Blunt. Open. Honest. Crass as fuck. And I have been told a time or two… That I am funny.
Honestly… And since we just covered the fact that I am always HONEST… This form of blogging works for me!
FEMALE KANGAROOS HAVE THREE VAGINAS…
Uh, um, well, no… That’s not exactly what I wanted to tell you but I bet you never knew that now did ya?!
What I ACTUALLY wanted to tell you though, is that there are a lot of people who actually think otherwise (that my blog isn’t a blob)… Or maybe they’re just attracted to “beautiful messes”? Which is why I was in Seattle recently with my main-squeeze, The Food Pervert.
Sure I may have eaten my body weight’s worth of salmon…
And to continue on the HONEST bandwagon over here… I am STILL JAM-PACKED FULL from that feast of fish (I’m like an American Pygmy Shrew when there is a simply grilled salmon buffet)…
But I also spoke at the WCR National Conference (with Pervy) about how to garner a following on your blog and social media platforms (it was called: LIGHTS, CAMERA, COOK!). We also spoke about how to and why you should start a YouTube channel… And how to “make love” to the camera.
I mean… We‘ve been “blob-ing” for about five years at this point… So we feel like we should impart our “wisdom”.
And of course… This wouldn’t be a “blob post”… If we didn’t compile a YouTube video featuring our adventures through Seattle because HONEST TO PETE (why just Pete? This idiom makes zero sense to me)… There was nothing normal about our BULGING shenanigans!
SO TELL ME…
- Did you know kangaroos had three vaginas?
- What’s your # 1 blogging/social media tip/piece of advice that works amazingly well for you?
- Did you agree with the tips, tricks, and advice Tara and I doled out at the conference?
- Have you ever heard of WCR before?
- What is your favorite social media platform and why?
- Do you Follow me on Instagram and are you Subscribed to my YouTube Channel?
- What does the word BLOG make you think?