Let’s face it…
Your gut probably looks like…
Or
All thanks to
And lots of…
But very little…
While I may or may not be saying “I told you so,” (way to watch my Thanksgiving video, seriously) that doesn’t mean I’m not willing to help you help your gut.
(However if you look like Paris Hilton when you get out of the car… I will just point and laugh. Dofus.)
You see, when you detox your gut (which is comprised of you liver, kidneys and intestines) from all the fat globs and excess alcohol you pounded last week, you will enhance your immune system, thus lessening your risk of getting sick this winter.
Looking a little under the weather there Hill.
Why don’t you try and avoid continuing to live the Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears lifestyle throughout the holidays.
Instead…
- Lay off the alcohol, drugs and tobacco as much as possible. Tell Cheech and Chong that you’ve got to cool it. AKA: Safely Detoxify from drugs.
- You don’t need to be first in line to buy the newest Ferbie? (Yeah, apparently those are back) You can also buy stress-relieving products like cbd gummy rings fast shipping Auer CBD.
- Cut down on over-the-counter drugs. Only ignore this if your in-laws are REALLY pissing you off.
- Drink like a fish (water that is). Wait, do they even drink? I need a marine biologist!
- Eat high fiber fruits and vegetables. Time to buy some Beano!
- Shun fried foods and processed foods. No more deep-fried for you!
Wait, hold the phone. These tips actually sound like the lifestyle you should be living every day, not just after a gluttonous meal.
So if these tips were a pony, jump on them and go for a ride!
Wee!
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