As you may remember… In all of the MEN IN BLACK movies… Extraterrestrials walk among human-beings, posing as humans themselves… And aside from Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones, and the rest of the MIB gang… Human beings are oblivious…. Although… Sometimes we do suspect…
Something.
What if I told you that… this movie is very much NONFICTION… Well, okay… If you relate it to… FOOD.
HOLD UP!
I guess the “aliens walking among us” idea could actually be real, but WHO REALLY KNOWS because the MIB are just so damn good at their job!
Stashed away in the aisles of grocery stores… In your pantries… Restaurant walk-in refrigerators… School cafeterias… Vending machines… Your backpack or purse… And even your sock drawer… Lurk food “ETs” posing as “healthful”… But in fact, they’re not.
The problem is… A multitude of us get extremely confused by the food’s facade, leaving us convinced that they’re acceptable to nosh on.
Well, just call me “Agent Jay“… Because I am BUSTING THESE FAKERS… Specifically TWO that so many people believe are health food royalty.
- To see which foods I am SHOOTING with my Noisy Cricket, watch the latest GEC.
Funnily enough, I did not have an epic MIB marathon in order to get me thinking about healthy food fakers. I actually saw the movie The D Train, starring Jack Black and James Marsden (in theaters May 8)…
When I saw the letter D… Lots of words came to mind, (tee he he he)… Shockingly the word: DELUSIONAL truly “aroused” me (oh yes!)… Because there are so many misconceptions about what healthy foods actually are and they delude us!
Food companies convince a majority of us to believe what is in fact just not true. It’s ALL ABOUT the Benjamin’s… Oh snap, another movie reference!
The two main characters in the movie The D Train also boast fabricated deceptions of themselves… Which ultimately… Well, I can’t give away the movie now can I?!
SO TELL ME…
- What health food fakers can you admit to chowing down on?
- How many of you think rice cakes, pressed juices and vegetable chips are healthy?
- When was the last time you saw any Men in Black movie?
- Who would you rather enjoy some grass-fed/finished plain yogurt (or a vegan variety) with: Will Smith or Tommy Lee Jones?
- Do you pay attention to portion sizes on food labels?
- Crunchy or Creamy?
PS: I apologize for the spacing on this post – WORDPRESS can be quite the A-Hole… Yes? To make up for it… Here is another picture of James Marsden… And his stunning teeth!