I am sure you’ve seen signs out front of grocery stores, gas stations and convenience stores that say “no soliciting”.
Well… There is a lady who seems to go against these posted rules, taking up residence in the aisles of the stores she is at, giving all those who pass by her come hither stares… Attempting to lure them in so as to pay for her “services”.
I am truly shocked she has NOT been caught for her actions yet.
In my opinion, enough is enough… So I am going to call her out.
Yo, Debbie. Quit trying to entice people to “buy you” by trying to reel them in with your sweet, girl-next-door appeal. You’re nothing but a dirty fake that will only leave people who fall for your cunning attractiveness, feeling crappy after they get involved with you.
Have you seen the “woman” I am calling out at your local grocery store or gas station?!
Okay. Okay. If you haven’t caught on yet. I am talking about… Little Debbie and all of her grandfather’s (yes, her grandfather created the snack and dessert foods company and named it after his granddaughter) treats.
They’re truly not overly spectacular for your health as they contain boatloads of sugar, trans-fatty acids, and bleached flours with zero nutritional value.
That being said, what if I told you… I gave Lil’ Deb an END OF 2019 MAKEOVER… (Specifically her donuts)… Cause I mean, she was sooooooo 1960 and I truly want her to be “on fleek” for 2020!
Hmmm… Well, now it seems as though I could be penalized for soliciting at the grocery store… Because I offered Deb my services…
And while she was apprehensive at first, she eventually acquiesced to the makeover knowing that… She can always go back to her old self… If she wants to.
But I highly DOUBT she will want to mess with her new sheik appearance… And I have a feeling YOU will like it too!
PS: There is quite a bit of cussing in this video because this recipe is WAY TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE… So turn your volume down!
What You Need To Make The Donuts:
- 1/2 Cup Coconut Flour
- 1/2 Cup Butter-Flavored Coconut Oil, melted
- 1/2 Cup Sugar-Free Sweetener of Choice
- 2 Whole Eggs (or 2 Tbs Flaxmeal + 6 Tbs Water)
- 1 Tsp Baking Powder
- 1 Scoop HVMN‘s Vanilla MCT Oil Powder
- 1/2 Tsp Vanilla Extract
For Powdered “Sugar” Coating:
- The Sprinkles Company Powdered Frosting Mix
For Chocolate Coating:
- 1 Cup ChocZero Sugar-Free/Dairy-Free Chocolate Chips
- 1/4 Cup Butter-Flavored Coconut Oil, melted
- 1/4 Cup Sugar-Free Sweetener of Choice
- 2 Tbs Arrowroot Starch
SO TELL ME…
- What was/is your favorite Little Debbie’s treat?
- Hostess or Little Debbie’s?
- Have you ever attempted to try and re-create a popular treat at home? How did it turn out?
- When was the last time you had Little Debbie’s goodies?
- What food product annoys you every time you see it?
- You’re on a road trip and STARVING… The only “food” establishment within 60 miles is a gas station… What do you buy to eat when you get there?