I’m obsessed with my boobs.

Now that might be an odd statement coming from a new mother… Considering WE ALL KNOW (yes even you dudes reading this) what happens to boobs when women become mothers…

The reason for my own boob obsession at the moment though is because well… Even though I stated in a previous post how much I hate breastfeeding and pumping, I am still trying to do the ladder (even though I mentioned quitting) in order to satisfy my son’s ravenous appetite.

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The saying, “like mother, like son” could not be more true…

I have also continued to PUMP the tit juice because to be completely honest, I am so terrified of… Getting mastitis again!

In fact, as I write this post… I am squeezing the sauce outta me. It’s really a glorious time.

I hope you sensed the sarcasm in that last sentence.

That being said, after consuming the recipe that I am about to share with all of you, pumping just got a little more exciting because, well, I officially feel like a running faucet!

Now, while I certainly don’t define my self-worth on how much liquid I can “pour” from my jugs each day… It’s pretty neat when you can fill a Venti (20 oz) or Trenta (31 oz) cup from Starbucks in one day!

To the gents and ladies who have NEVER experienced what it’s like to “express the tits” on the daily… Those cup sizes may not seem like all that much to fill… But to the ladies who have milked themselves… Do I hear you applauding from afar?

What will also have you ladies applauding, and hopefully have those who scoffed at the number of ounces I have been able to squeeze out applauding for as well… The KETO & PALEO-COMPLIANT LACTATION COOKIE RECIPE I mixed together with my fellow lactating mama, Kara!**

To see us bake our boobies… Yes, we made the cookies into boobs… Because while sure, we are mothers now, that doesn’t mean we are any more mature than we used to be. So as I was saying… If you want to see us bake our boodies… Click play on the YouTube video BELOW!

KETO & PALEO APPROVED LACTATION COOKIES

• 3 Whole Eggs
• 1/2 Cup Flax Meal
• 4 Tbs “Keto Hot Breakfast” or 3 Tbs Coconut Flour + 1 Tbs Psyllium Husk
• 1/4 Cup Brewer’s Yeast
• 1/2 Cup Coconut Oil
• 1/4 Cup Sweetener of Choice (I used Swerve/Erythritol)
• 1 Tsp Vanilla Extract
• 1 Scoop Primal Kitchen Vanilla-Coconut Collagen Fuel
• Sugar-Free Chocolate Chips (to make nipples, totally optional)

The full “cleavage” can be found by watching the video!

PS: If you are not currently lactating and/or a dude, don’t worry, this cookie recipe will NOT cause any leakage!

SO TELL ME…

• To the ladies who have breastfed/pumped before, did lactation cookies help you produce more milk?
• Again, to the ladies who have gone through breastfeeding and/or pumping, did producing a lot of milk (if you did) make you feel like THE CHAMPION OF THE WORLD?
• Anyone else have an obsession with boobs?
• What size Starbucks drink do you get if you hit up the bucks?!
• Which set of boobs do you or your partner’s boobs look like in the meme above!?

** By the way, I sent Kara home with some of the cookies and she’s been eating one every morning since we baked these babies… And… She has NEVER HAD MORE MILK PRODUCTION SINCE SHE STARTED EATING THEM! keto lactation cookies