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Guaranteed To Get You A Poke

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I see you…

Al Roker Sees You

Over there curled up on the couch (Oh wait, is that you in your carAt the coffee shop… Waiting in line at the DMV… And/Or in the waiting room of your doctor’s office)… On your phone… (Shielding the screen oh so subtly from your significant other if he/she is around, perhaps? That is, if you have one)… Googling “how to make Valentine’s day not suck this year”.

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I mean, that’s how you wound up here on this blog post, right?!

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SEO optimization FOR THE WIN!

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Well, I promise you, with the recipe… I am about to show all of you in my latest YouTube video… The only SUCKING that will occur on this Hallmark holiday will be…

YOU SUCKING UP MY CREATION.

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Did you think I was going to say something else?

Well, if your mind did go there… Good because I dub this jello and pudding cake, which I have since learned is called a POKE CAKEThe Guaranteed To Get You Laid Cake… Because it truly is… THAT good and if you make it for that special someone (you can be that special someone for yourself too, FYI)… They will 100% be begging you for MOREIf you know what I mean.

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So why don’t you take your cursor on over to the PLAY button on the video below and… GIVE IT A POKE… After all, it is POKE CAKE!

KETO POKE CAKE

HERE’S WHAT YOU NEED…

FOR HOW TO MAKE THE CAKE… CHECK OUT MY LATEST VIDEO ON YOUTUBE!

SO TELL ME…

  • Valentine’s Day… Do you love it or do you hate it?
  • Do you have any plans for Valentine’s Day?
  • Have you ever had a POKE CAKE before?
  • What’s the one food, if brought to you, that would be the key to… Getting in your pants?
  • Flowers/Watch or Chocolate?