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Loin of Celebrity, Please!

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The other evening I wandered into the swanky LA hot spot Scarpetta and ordered their seared Dwayne Johnson with a side of Beyonce, George Clooney and Victoria Secret Models. After devouring that delicious combination, I peered over the dessert menu and couldn’t resist ordering Ryan Gosling.

Hey, a girls got to eat!

Beyonce = Butternut Squash

         

Lady Gaga = Cauliflower

         

Victoria Secret Models = Green Beans

         

Lindsey Lohan = Nectarine

         

Adam Sandler = Egg

         

Nicolas Cage = Potato

         

Pamela Anderson = Watermelon

         

Angelina Jolie = Spaghetti

         

Nicole Richie = Smoothie

         

The Rock = Rump Roast

         

George Clooney = Black-Eyed Peas (long shelf life)

         

Ryan Gosling = Honeydew

         

Kevin Federline = Pork

         

What would you order?