One Smart Cookie… In MINT Condition
WARNING: If a Girl Scout ever showed up at my door and tried to sell me boxes of cookies… I would open-palm face push her off… Read More »One Smart Cookie… In MINT Condition
WARNING: If a Girl Scout ever showed up at my door and tried to sell me boxes of cookies… I would open-palm face push her off… Read More »One Smart Cookie… In MINT Condition
My husband’s an egghead. Mmm… Eggs. Yep… His head is quite appetizing… I always want to eat it? No. Well, yes, but that’s NOT what… Read More »Nutrition Label Know How, Deciphering Food Labels With My Husband
Once upon a time… In a land known to some as WEASNOBITZVILLE… A towheaded, (apparently now) green-eyed imp of a babe was born… Via c-section.… Read More »Have A Slice Of Air-Fried Birthday Cake… With Story Time!
It’s time to get NAKED! Take it off… TAKE IT ALL OFF! I’m NOT kidding people… I wanna see you STRIP… YOUR DIET of deep… Read More »Let’s Get Naked… And Eat Chicken “Chips”!
How about we dive into some story time… Yes? No. I am not about to read you a picture book cover to cover… I know… Read More »Insta-Recipes: A “Story” About Two Treats And A Protein Powder
Writing a blog post when you’re drunk… Now that’s a BRILLIANT idea. So let’s go for it… And have fun like the KAZOOOO kid! Fun.… Read More »This Taste Test Is Brought To You By Tequila