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Cauliflower Crunch With A Protein Punch

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My air-fryer is ballsy AS FORK.

ballsy air fryer

I totally just grabbed your attention now, didn’t I?

But hold on there a hot minute… Can inanimate objects harbor human-like qualities?

personification patrick

Well, shit, I am going to just go with it and here’s why.

GiGi Explaining

My air-fryer basically opens up her (yes, she has a gender) drawer… For anything.

gowise-air-fryer

Cakes. Potatoes. Fish. Chicken. Brussels Sprouts. Pizza. Bacon.

gigi-abby-sweet-potato-chips

That time MALADY made sweet potato nachos with brisket on top…

Now, don’t start callin’ her a floozy just because she lets anything on in and needs a good scrubbing on the daily…

If you do… She may burn you out of defense.

Burn

TRUST ME ON THAT ONE.

watermelon seed

Instead… Commend her, as I do, for all her unbiased and saucy undertakings…

Air Fryer Go Wise GiGi Eats celebrities

With today’s recipe being a prime example included.

GiGi and Sarah WTF

When you were a kiddo, sitting at a restaurant, bored out of your FORKING MIND when your parents were finishing their meals… Did you ever throw a whole bunch of random leftover foods into a cup or on your plate and mix it all together to look like something vomitous.

Nikki Plays With Food

A GiGi Clone… My niece. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT ONE DANIELE (my sister).

Old habits die hard over here…

sloppy mess

And… Er. Um… I actually influenced my vegetarian, blond bombshell of a friend, Sarah to get in on my latest “science experiment”.

Cauliflower Popcorn GiGi Sarah nuzest

Oh and you know my air-fryer too was easily convinced because as I said… She’s BALLSY AS FORKING FORK!

Pop on over to the YouTube video to see what FLOWERED!

CAULIFLOWER CRUNCH WITH A PROTEIN PUNCH

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  • 1 Medium Head of Cauliflower
  • 3/4 Cup Avocado Oil
  • 1/2 Cup Nuzest UNFLAVORED Protein Powder (or any neutral flavored protein of your choosing)
  • Liberal amounts of Pepper, Oregano, Garlic, Salt, or any seasoning you’d like!

tossing the cauliflower

SO TELL ME…

  • What kitchen gadget of yours is the “ballsiest”?
  • Cauliflower… Does your digestive system love it or hate it?!
  • I need to know your funniest story from when you were younger “making science” at fancy restaurants!
  • Have you purchased a damn air fryer yet? I mean… I talk about it so much at this point!
  • GET EVERYONE ON YOUR HOLIDAY SHOPPING LIST AN AIR-FRYER. You’re welcome.
  • Do you follow Sarah yet? Yeah, you should do that!