I have a confession to make.

And no it’s not that I was one of the fembots in Austin Powers, The Spy Who Shagged Me. (Uh…. How old was I in 1999!)

Photoshop is so much easier than getting a boob job!

It’s that I… Hate. Abhor. Detest. Loathe. Despise…

SHARING FOOD!

ALL MINE!

Don’t you dare try and take food off my plate, unless you want your arm severed off with my knife.

Don’t bother even asking for a bite either, unless you want my laser beam eyes to melt you into a pile of matter.

The food that is served to me is… MINE! Not yours. Mine! If you want it, order your own!

Even during the holiday season, I WILL NOT SHARE FOOD!

Wow, I sound bat-shit crazy… Well, if you’ve read my blog in the past, you sort of know, I AM!

My greedy and weird food habits make for some very interesting first dates… (Some men may think dating me is worse than getting in a car accident?)

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However, if I were to sign up for SamePlate.com, a dating website based on your specific food preferences, my perspective dates would know that I might rip their arms off with my teeth, if they do in fact try to sample some of my Unagi! 

The creator of SamePlate.com, Jeff Nimoy, has a very peculiar diet, just like me (however I don’t think he envisions throwing his dates in pools of lava when they attempt to sample his food), which is why he started this match.com like site.

SamePlate.com functions like any other dating web site; you sign up, enter your basic information including your personality likes and dislikes, but this site has the added element of showcasing members specific food preferences… From their favorite foods to the food they cannot be within ten yards of.

 Get those pork chops… AWAY FROM ME!

“Advertising” your aversion to meat and/or your allergy to gluten will allow you to find someone else who eats the “same plate” that you do… And they will HOPEFULLY ORDER THEIR OWN PLATE! 

Jeff and I have been friends ever since I moved to Los Angeles, so when he decided he wanted to make a commercial showcasing what SamePlate.com is all about, he recruited me, because he knows… I have a very interesting relationship with food.. 

Grab a fork and knife, and dig in!

SO TELL ME…

• Tell me about your worst date EVER!
• What is the worst food you could possibly eat on a date?
• What are your thoughts on dating websites? 
• Isn’t Jeff a GENIUS?!
• Would you go on a date with me, even if it means risking your limbs!? 
• When was the last time you saw any Austin Powers movies?
• Do you like sharing food?